iPad Will there be any iPads in heaven?

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  1. Jason32 macrumors member

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    My kids were asking questions about heaven and hell and my 9 yr old asked me "will there be any ipads in heaven?" No..."then what are we supposed to do there????"

    LOL
     
  2. masands macrumors regular

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    Your kids need to play outside the house a little more...
     
  3. mcdj macrumors 604

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    I read somewhere where a kid asked his dad if Nintendo was black and white when he was a kid.
     
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    If there weren't, then it can't really be considered heaven now, would it?
     
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    iPads and Watches are actually the only two gadgets allowed in heaven
     
  7. joeblow7777 macrumors 601

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    Why didn't you just say yes?
     
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    Gotta love your kids! They say and do the darnest (sp) things!
     
  9. Macalway, Nov 25, 2015
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    Macalway macrumors 68000

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    Of course there are iPads in heaven. Every size, up to 'Galactic widescreen'. Battery life is 1 trillion years. It takes 1 nano second to charge.

    The cpu speed is infinite. No dead pixels or light bleed, even at size of the sun.

    However, knowing this forum, someone will find fault, leading to 'Pearly' Gate.

    (ok this is pretty stupid WTF )
     
  10. Aydy macrumors regular

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    Nice. ;)

    Heaven is what dreams are made of...In dreams, everything is potential and anything is possible...
     
  11. Jason32 thread starter macrumors member

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    haha best one
     
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    That's evil. An Apple Watch with no iPhone to pair it to? :(
     
  14. Apple2007 macrumors member

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    We will all be going to iHeaven so every Apple device ever made will be available for all to use!
     
  15. seasurfer macrumors 6502a

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    Why don't you tell them there is no heaven or hell? Do you know even know if it exist?
     
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    Steve Jobs is in the heaven trying out a new iPad Pro. I think there is an iPad in the heaven.
     
  17. SusanK macrumors 68000

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    Exactly. There will be a complete line of all Apple products ever produced. We will have our choice of device(s) and any operating system that we loved over the years. All will be compatible with each other.
     
  18. SusanK macrumors 68000

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    I have a feeling your kids will be hanging with Steve ;)
     
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    Put a solar panel on the grave instead of stone so you can charge the iPad
     
  21. Qrispy macrumors regular

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    Might as well have asked if there were iPads in the Land of Oz, or Middle Earth.
     
  22. Aydy macrumors regular

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    if you die at the apple store, then apple heaven is where ye shall be. Careful though, you dont wanna die at the genius bar. That sour faced genius shall follow you for eternity and no doubt bring all of his technical issues with him, to infinity

    Perish...
     
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