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KSKENE247

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I woke up this morning and my uncle was standing at my bed saying he got me an iPad 2... THIS IS AWESOME!
 
Was there blood on his hands or the iPad 2 box? You only said, "he got you one," didn't say, "he bought it for you."

Ah, who cares. Enjoy your iPad 2. LOL
 
Now, are you absolutely sure he didn't just offer you an iPad 2 as an excuse for why he was standing at the end of your bed whilst you were sleeping?

If so, this could be the first ever story to start "I woke up to find my uncle at the end of my bed..." that has a happy ending (no, not that sort of happy ending, you perverts).
 
Perfect example of a thread that could benefit from mousing-over the title to see what it's about instead of clicking and opening.

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Then I went back to bed.

I said I woke up this morning,

Then I went right back to bed.

Got a funny kind of feeling,

Like I've got broken glass in my underwear

And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head.

You know what I'm sayin'.
 
Then I went back to bed.

I said I woke up this morning,

Then I went right back to bed.

Got a funny kind of feeling,

Like I've got broken glass in my underwear

And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head.

You know what I'm sayin'.

If you've got broken glass in your underwear then you have probably rolled over onto the iPad 2 your uncle left in your bed for you.
 
Then I went back to bed.

I said I woke up this morning,

Then I went right back to bed.

Got a funny kind of feeling,

Like I've got broken glass in my underwear

And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head.

You know what I'm sayin'.
sucks to be u dude!
 
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