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Woman arrested for drugs had steaks in socks

Interesting. Now I'll always wonder about people with fat calves...they might really be stealing steaks!:D

She probably didn't have steaks for dinner at the jailhouse.:p
 
when i waited tables at this fancy french restaurant (when i was in college), on tuesdays when prime ribs were all-you-can-eat i used to order extra steaks and eat them in the bathroom, so in a way I can identify with the thief. food = $$$
 
Sounds like something from Dr. Seuss.

"I've a steak in my socks," said Jake to the Gox.

(or)

"Would you eat them in a box? Would you stuff them in your socks?"

(or)

Pete's wife likes to dress strangely to eat. Pete's wife likes to put meat on her feet.
 
Thomas Veil said:
Sounds like something from Dr. Seuss.
"I've a steak in my socks," said Jake to the Gox.
(or)
"Would you eat them in a box? Would you stuff them in your socks?"
(or)
Pete's wife likes to dress strangely to eat. Pete's wife likes to put meat on her feet.
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My name is Jock, I have a box. I bought some lox. And some socks. This is Jock's Lox Socks Box. It rocks.
 
TequilaBoobs said:
when i waited tables at this fancy french restaurant (when i was in college), on tuesdays when prime ribs were all-you-can-eat i used to order extra steaks and eat them in the bathroom, so in a way I can identify with the thief. food = $$$
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They had a bath in a restaurant? That was really fancy.
 
Thomas Veil said:
Sounds like something from Dr. Seuss.

"I've a steak in my socks," said Jake to the Gox.

(or)

"Would you eat them in a box? Would you stuff them in your socks?"

(or)

Pete's wife likes to dress strangely to eat. Pete's wife likes to put meat on her feet.
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LOL :D That was a great imitation of Dr. Seuss. :D :)
 
bousozoku said:
They had a bath in a restaurant? That was really fancy.
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hehe, it wasnt windows of the world, but for williamsburg, va it was one of the nicer places. i meant the single bathroom in the hotel lobby, where i could privately dine on my napkin wrapped prime rib sans au jus with a rosemary twig on top. mmm stirs the juices just thinking about it.
 
CanadaRAM said:
I saw a guy once drop a kilo of cheese down his pants. I was considering diming him to the grocery store staff, then I got thinking about where that cheese was, and thought, naaawww, leave it be. ;)
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That's quite a common crime, junkies tend to steal cheese as you can survive a long time on it just gnawing away at a big old lump, it's one of the most stolen items from convenience stores.
 
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