Woman Gives Self C-Section With Knife

[mactastic]

a woman like that makes even the toughest man look like a wimp.

Anyone who passes something the size of a grapefruit through a hole the size of a ping-pong ball makes the toughest men look like wimps IMHO.

 

[blue&whiteman]

Anyone who passes something the size of a grapefruit through a hole the size of a ping-pong ball makes the toughest men look like wimps IMHO.

agreed

 

[Counterfit]

Anyone who passes something the size of a grapefruit through a hole the size of a ping-pong ball makes the toughest men look like wimps IMHO.

And anyone who compares that to passing a watermelon through a nostril should be slapped 😀

 

[rueyeet]

Anyone who passes something the size of a grapefruit through a hole the size of a ping-pong ball makes the toughest men look like wimps IMHO.

Well, technically a baby's head is bigger than a grapefruit, but then full dialation is bigger than a ping-pong ball, too.

Of course, the actual passing of grapefruit-though-pingpong part is the relatively short conclusion to the process. It's the endurance of the hours of labor pains leading up to that bit that impresses me. 🙂

 

[yamabushi]

I think C-Section scars are rather attractive. It's a badge of fertility. 😉 A lot cooler than any of my scars.

 

[Awimoway]

I think C-Section scars are rather attractive. It's a badge of fertility. 😉 A lot cooler than any of my scars.

You like to touch strange women's bulging bellies, too, don't you?

 

[Counterfit]

It's a badge of fertility.

Former fertility, yes. They don't necessarily mean that the bearer is fertile now though. 🙂

 

[Skeeball236]

del

 

[Awimoway]

When I was passing a kidney stone 2 years ago, I asked the nurse to please go get a gun and just shoot me in the head.

"Please just kill me ", I told her and then she gave me the "good stuff" 😀

So that's the line I need to use next time I see the doctor. Lying for painkillers just isn't a talent of mine. 😉 😀

 

[Skeeball236]

del

 

[Awimoway]

Yeah, except I wasn't lying.

The pain was paralyzing......but feel free to use it anyways.....haha

*mmmmm.....sweet morphine*

Didn't mean to imply you were. I wouldn't wish kidney stones on George Steinbrenner—and that's sayin' something.