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paulwhannel said:
You know, if you're able to read the original story, you should be able to read the subsequent posts where we discuss this being a joke. Once again, for all that missed it, so you don't have to feel sorry for the guy (or the iPod)

this story is a joke

Thank you :)

paul
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Wish I realized that before I submitted it to fark.com...

oops.
 
Had it been a Dull DJ it would have broken on the first swing, no doubt. And it'd be like being beaten ugly by something ugly!
 
Ban iPods!!!! Do it for the boyfriends (and the children)!!!!
:p ;) :p

We need iPod control.
We need a background check and 10 day waiting period before people can buy iPods.
We need to clamp down on assault MP3 players and high capacity storage.
 
Just imagine how hard it would have been if it was a "MINI iPOD"
Yeah,, tell me the dude didn't slap her around after the first punch :>)
 
Megaquad said:
If someone deleted my 3000 err..6803 songs after accusing me I downloaded them illegally I'd most likely do the same thing at the peak of the rage. :D
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If someone deleted by 7400 songs (ripped from my 500+ CDs), I would be very upset, and I'd kick him out of the house. Then I'd restore the collection from my backup tapes and be fully restored a few hours later.
 
Turns out the NRA, John Ashcroft and Ted Nugent are pushing for legalizing concealed iPods. I carry mine. If you want it, you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands. (But leave the noise-cancelling headphones)
 
Les Kern said:
Turns out the NRA, John Ashcroft and Ted Nugent are pushing for legalizing concealed iPods. I carry mine. If you want it, you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands. (But leave the noise-cancelling headphones)
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iPods don't kill people. People kill people.

(The only thing iPods have killed is my sense of hearing.) :p
 
I think we need an amendment to the Constitution.

A well regulated music collection, being necessary to the security of data, the right of the people to keep and bear iPods, shall not be infringed.

Then we need a powerful lobby with an office in the White House to influence legislation beneficial to iPod owners and manufacturers. We could pass legislation exempting iPod manufacturers from lawsuits in just this type of case. We can foster the impression among iPod owners that they are under attack from the federal government, and that filling out the registration card guarantees that the govenment will come and forcibly take your iPod from you. :D
 
The headline "Woman kills boyfriend with iPod", is ambiguous, like "I shot an elephant in my pajamas". It could simply mean that her boyfriend had an iPod and she killed him. Maybe it should have been "Boyfriend gets crazy beat from iPod." No, I guess that wouldn't help. ;)
 
Doctor Q said:
The headline "Woman kills boyfriend with iPod", is ambiguous, like "I shot an elephant in my pajamas".
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Beats the headline 'Children Make Tasty Treats'!

Or the joker who messed with the horticulture club's ad in my school paper. They were giving away a free potted plants as a promotion, but the headline for the event read 'Free Pot Plants'. :D
 
gwuMACaddict said:
at least she didnt beat with a nomad jukebox... ;) that would have REALLY hurt :p
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LOL

maybe that can be the idea of the next campain - definitely 'killing me softly" by lauren hill playing in the background.

I actually heard that 'hit me with your best shot' was playing on the iPod while she was killing him.
 
wdlove said:
Thank you for the update, it is a relief to know the truth. Although someone loosing there life isn't something to joke about.
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There is nothing that can't be joked about. Joking about serious issues demonstrates that you can put things in perspective. An example, as noted by George Carlin: Think it's not funny to joke about rape? Picture Porky Pig..... Now picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. See?

Dan

Disclaimer:
Please don't jump on my back for joking about rape. I have a loved one who was raped and I think the act is vile and disgusting. She still laughs at that joke, however.
 
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