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Woman 'married' to 'sexy' Berlin Wall

edesignuk

edesignuk

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Mar 25, 2002
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A middle-aged woman has revealed her lust for the "sexy" the Berlin Wall.

Eija-Ritta Berliner-Mauer even claims she married the hated symbol of Communist oppression.

And the 54-year-old insists it is not just her who gets pleasure when the unorthodox couple make love.

Eija told the Sun: 'I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy.'

She now keeps a model of the former wall - which was ripped down at the end of the Cold War - at her home in Liden, Sweden.

Eija, who fancies objects rather than people, 'married' the wall in 1979 and changed her surname to the German for 'Berlin wall.'
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Metro.

heh.
 
Weirdosexual

She may love her hubby, but does her hubby love her back? :rolleyes:
 
I think I understand the lady completely, I visited Berlin in 1983 and was impressed by the contrast between west and east Berlin. The wall was all over the town as a symbol of that contrast.
 
GSMiller said:
Those crazy Europeans.
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Well actually, no! According to a UK TV programme this evening, there are only six recorded cases of 'objectosexuality' in the world (all female) - one in Sweden, and the other five in the US.

One particularly 'large' American lady has sexual desires for many objects, and is having a sexual relationship with a fairground ride, the Empire State Building, and a bannister rail in her local church (which she was 'humping' on camera). One of her ex-lovers was the church organ (organ, geddit?) whom she calls Paul, but the previous pastor banned her from the church for humping it (no surprise there, then)! Since a new pastor arrived, she started going back there, and fell for the bannister rail and wants to marry it (sorry, 'him'). The new pastor is aware of her unnatural sexual desires and seems to condone them! She seems quite proud that she regularly has sex in the church (albeit with a lump of wood) :eek:

I guess the Swedish woman was really tee'd when the Berlin wall came down! :rolleyes:

Now where's that drop-dead-gorgeous traffic light that winked at me on the way home tonight? ;)
 
There's fair bit of talk (albeit understandably) about how bonkers this woman is, but nothing's been said about how daft the wall was for marrying her in the first place.

I reckon he must have been plastered when he agreed to it.
 
Now children, this is why we don't smoke rock, cocaine.
Silly crack head.

I wonder if she claims him or it, on her taxes. Does she claim him as a dependent?

Does he have a name, what about calling him Wally.
 
Eija: "Honey does this dress make me look fat?"
BWall: ....
Eija: "I knew it."

.......

Eija: "Were you just checking that girl out"
BWall: ....
Eija: "I knew it. What? I'm not pretty enough for you?"

.......

Eija: "Honey, I'm pregnant."
BWall: ....
Eija: "I knew it. You DIDN't want to have a baby."

Hmmm... seems like a typical marriage to me:p
 
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