Woman 'married' to 'sexy' Berlin Wall

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  1. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Metro.

    heh.
     
  2. dukebound85 macrumors P6

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    so not hetero,homo,metrosexual

    maybe objectosexual??? haha
     
  3. CorvusCamenarum macrumors 65816

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    Murosexual?
     
  4. Killyp macrumors 68040

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    Weirdosexual

    She may love her hubby, but does her hubby love her back? :rolleyes:
     
  5. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    THAT'S ME!
     
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    I think I understand the lady completely, I visited Berlin in 1983 and was impressed by the contrast between west and east Berlin. The wall was all over the town as a symbol of that contrast.
     
  7. SpaceMagic macrumors 68000

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    I dunno. I would have thought him a bit cold...
     
  8. Killyp macrumors 68040

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    You can just imagine the arguments...

    "TALKING TO YOU IS LIKE TALKING TO A BRICK WALL!!!!"
     
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    But sexually, he'd be great. He's always stiff....and waiting....
     
  11. MacBoobsPro macrumors 603

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    Can stay up for ages too!
     
  12. wordmunger macrumors 603

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    I heard he had a rough time keeping it up after he turned 28.
     
  13. MacBoobsPro macrumors 603

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    Still being up for 28 years is impressive.
     
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    Objectophilia! It's like something from Boston Legal...
     
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    He's grounded firmly in concrete. Don't disrespect him like that!
     
  18. Counterfit macrumors G3

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    Aren't you supposed to go to a doctor after 4 hours? :p
     
  19. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    I thought the term was always rock hard, and unlikely to stray from her.
     
  20. TheLuthier macrumors newbie

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    Well actually, no! According to a UK TV programme this evening, there are only six recorded cases of 'objectosexuality' in the world (all female) - one in Sweden, and the other five in the US.

    One particularly 'large' American lady has sexual desires for many objects, and is having a sexual relationship with a fairground ride, the Empire State Building, and a bannister rail in her local church (which she was 'humping' on camera). One of her ex-lovers was the church organ (organ, geddit?) whom she calls Paul, but the previous pastor banned her from the church for humping it (no surprise there, then)! Since a new pastor arrived, she started going back there, and fell for the bannister rail and wants to marry it (sorry, 'him'). The new pastor is aware of her unnatural sexual desires and seems to condone them! She seems quite proud that she regularly has sex in the church (albeit with a lump of wood) :eek:

    I guess the Swedish woman was really tee'd when the Berlin wall came down! :rolleyes:

    Now where's that drop-dead-gorgeous traffic light that winked at me on the way home tonight? ;)
     
  21. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    There's fair bit of talk (albeit understandably) about how bonkers this woman is, but nothing's been said about how daft the wall was for marrying her in the first place.

    I reckon he must have been plastered when he agreed to it.
     
  22. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    I'm sure he thought it was etched in stone when he agreed to the nuptials.

    Been there, done that.

    ;)
     
  23. rpaloalto macrumors 6502a

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    Now children, this is why we don't smoke rock, cocaine.
    Silly crack head.

    I wonder if she claims him or it, on her taxes. Does she claim him as a dependent?

    Does he have a name, what about calling him Wally.
     
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    Eija: "Honey does this dress make me look fat?"
    BWall: ....
    Eija: "I knew it."

    .......

    Eija: "Were you just checking that girl out"
    BWall: ....
    Eija: "I knew it. What? I'm not pretty enough for you?"

    .......

    Eija: "Honey, I'm pregnant."
    BWall: ....
    Eija: "I knew it. You DIDN't want to have a baby."

    Hmmm... seems like a typical marriage to me:p
     

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