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Woman on crutches, 33, accused of groping "Santa Tim"
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Whoa lady! Santa's chestnuts are not for public handling!
I guess if rosy-cheeked fat old men are your bag, x-mas offers untold fondling opportunities...
I guess if rosy-cheeked fat old men are your bag, x-mas offers untold fondling opportunities...
This gives new meaning to "Santa Claus is coming to town"
Maybe it's just a big misunderstanding, I think she wanted what was in Santa's sack...
Maybe it's just a big misunderstanding, I think she wanted what was in Santa's sack...
This gives new meaning to "Santa Claus is coming to town"
Maybe it's just a big misunderstanding, I think she wanted what was in Santa's sack...
More like she wanted Santa in the sack...
(can we get in trouble for jokes like this here? I mean...we've got the "cybering thread" and now Santa has been sexually assaulted....)
Somehow "ho ho ho" just doesn't seem right...
Ok, there are just too many of these.
Well in Australia Santa can't say Ho Ho Ho because it's offensive to women but in this case I think they'd let it slide....
Then again I think it's very festive for this T-Shirt
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Yeah, I'm guessing that that wouldn't have the same comic value as this episode does. I'm going to go out on a limb (pun intended) and guess that this wasn't an attractive 33-year old female doing the groping, either.
You Aussies can claim to be using the South Louisiana version of Santa's call. Because of the French influence in the area, Ho Ho Ho is spelled Heaux Heaux Heaux.
This gives new meaning to "Santa Claus is coming to town"
Maybe it's just a big misunderstanding, I think she wanted what was in Santa's sack...
<--- My time to shine!
In my view its inappropriate for man to grope a woman, but a woman groping a man and he's calling the cops? he should be arrested.
Just how does Rudolf feel now!
Sometimes these stories sleigh me.
I suppose she might become a bit Vixen.
I guess Santa didn't like it when she played with his Prancer.
I could go on but I gather the point has been well stocked.
Overkill in the pun department.
if you have any more though I'll be impressed
wtf?? at 65 he's way past his prime to qualify as a dilf.
i thought it was gonna be one of those "santa hunks" that have at beverly center.
if it's true i think he should be glad really.
hell i took it as a compliment when a chick grabbed my butt on teh bus when i was in HS.
i thought it was gonna be one of those "santa hunks" that have at beverly center.
if it's true i think he should be glad really.
hell i took it as a compliment when a chick grabbed my butt on teh bus when i was in HS.
Overkill in the pun department.
if you have any more though I'll be impressed
Well I did post this after:
Somehow "ho ho ho" just doesn't seem right...
Ok, there are just too many of these.
However, since you asked...
She was simply jingling his bells.