Remember to order THREE!
Stop wondering: this Woot-Off does feature the completely unnecessary Bag O' Crap that you demand! We're glad so many of you still clamor for this bundle of dollar-store rejects, despite what that says about the hollow state of the human spirit today.
Take it from us: you don't want this junk. We sure as hell don't, and we've seen it. You'd be better off with just about anything from a 99-cent value menu near you. But if you perversely insist on flushing your cash down our toilet, keep in mind:
1. WHEN YOU ORDER THIS ITEM, YOULL GET ONE BAG WITH (up to) THREE CRAPS IN IT.
2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR SELECTING THE QUANTITY OF THREE WHEN YOU ORDER.
3. YOU WILL WASTE FREIGHT IF YOU ORDER FEWER THAN THREE.
Let's review. One bag. However many craps you choose, up to three. So make it three. That's THREE! 3! Tres! Drei! San! Trois!
We cant make this any clearer. If youre seized by fits of involuntary mouse-clicking and you inadvertently select less than three, you can try emailing
service@woot.com. Once theyre finished laughing at you, maybe theyll amend your order. Probably not.
But what does it matter, really? Three times crap still equals crap.