Worst Apple lie you've told

[dmw007]

I actually never intentionally told a lie about Apple.

I told myself that 512MB RAM was enough to run Tiger, iMovie, Garageband, Safari, Mail, about 20 widgets, iCal, Adium, iTunes, and Word on my PB1.25 without any unreasonable lag.

The fool still believes me.

Good one nbs2.

 

[mbryant52]

I convinced my ex girlfriend that my new 17" Powerbook (at the time) was the exact same 15" PB I'd had for 18 months, except lately I'd been pulling out the extendable speakers.

Classic.