What's the worst gift you've ever received/given? I suppose mine would be have to be a lottery ticket (received). I'm mean....they don't really expect you to win, do they? What kind of nightmare would that be? "Yeah, I remember giving you that ticket. What? $200 million?. Huh. What'd you get me again?....Oh, right that coffee mug. Um....no chance of that skyrocketing in value is there?"