Writing Essay -- Can't Think! Aah! Help!

iMacZealot

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It's not much of an essay (only a page long) but I just don't know what to write about perhaps one of the dumbest topics ever. It's not that big of an assignment, so I guess I'll just take a B- and suck it.

This is not reply-worthy, but I just decided to share.
 

azzurri000

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Wow, that is one short essay. The effects of globalization? Abortion? Euthanasia? Legalisation of marijuana? Chocolate or vanilla?

Just a few ideas for you... hope that helps! :)
 

iMacZealot

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No. I have the dumbest writing teacher ever who thinks every word has to be the first word listed in a thesaurus entry and everything has to be so structured and planned out (highlighting transition words, nonetheless.)
 

iMacZealot

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azzurri000 said:
Wow, that is one short essay. The effects of globalization? Abortion? Euthanasia? Legalisation of marijuana? Chocolate or vanilla?

Just a few ideas for you... hope that helps! :)
Noooo it's a dumb question overanalyzing a childlren's book written by Madonna.
 

azzurri000

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iMacZealot said:
Noooo it's a dumb question overanalyzing a childlren's book written by Madonna.
I feel for you. Just please, whatever you do, don't watch her video Hung Up for inspiration. UGH! EW! GROSS! The sight of Madonna in a leotard almost scarred me for life.
 

iMacZealot

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Scarlet Fever said:
wow... after reading your previous posts... your teacher sounds like satan
Sure as hell she is.....and she hasn't changed her lesson plans in 30 years (I'm not kidding --- 30 years.)
 

iMacZealot

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azzurri000 said:
I feel for you. Just please, whatever you do, don't watch her video Hung Up for inspiration. UGH! EW! GROSS! The sight of Madonna in a leotard almost scarred me for life.
Me too! Madonna must think she's God --- making water that "removes" cellulite, crucifying herself, writing a children's book......
 

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I really dont like Madonna. I was quite pleased when it was revealed that she stretched he skin loads and it is now all saggy.
 

Cameront9

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One Page? That's laughable. I can write a one page essay in about 5-10 minutes, tops. Just sit down and crank it out.