WWDC 2024 Apple Event Live Keynote Coverage: iOS 18, Apple's AI Push, and More

[skippermonkey]

God, all these updates are for people who live amazing lives, visiting far-off places and running marathons. What about lazy slobs like me?

 

[tunne]

Hope Mother Earth presents the AI segment

 

[Apple2GS]

anything for developers yet?

 

[LaterWolf]

That would be pretty embarrassing since it’s not even called Twitter any more

no one calls it x

 

[JordanCautious]

Hopefully the AI portion goes back to the new features they spent 3 seconds on earlier.

That is true though. I get they have to go fast but they are REALLY going fast. Like the whole WWDC is on 1.25x speed. Wonder if they feel like it’s that good

 

[VisceralRealist]

As the kids say, "This is so Mid".

Really? I think it's skibidi gyatt sigma rizz.

 

[deckard666]

Too slow , too fast, not enough content, too much - We are a hard to please bunch here , lucky we really aren't atypical apple customers.

 

[Lift Bar]

So what's the point of WWDC if every feature was leaked before?

As a presentation for those not in attendance? Not much. Since Covid it’s just a little movie anyway. But for developers at the conference there’s plenty of value.

 

[antiprotest]

AHHHH this is agony

Why do some people say slow down? I want it to speed way up.

 

[trip1ex]

drinking until you blackout is not good for you - your Apple Watch

 

[BuddyTronic]

2nm isn’t gonna make any difference with Nvidia.

Oh, I did not realize that. I thought smaller nm means less power consumption/heat issues and increased efficiency of hashing? Is that not true?

 

[Coreymac84]

I think it's safe to say iPadOS will be a complete bust and the new iPad's will continue to be handcuffed. Can't wait for that calculator app tho!

 

[TheMountainLife]

Gonna be yet another year with no meaningful updates to Music isn’t it. Ffs.

I really want a custom EQ. The presets are an afterthought

 

[redheeler]

AAPL down $2.80 -1.5% since start of pitch.

No AI stuff yet, I still think it's coming though.

 

[redbeard331]

We wanted smaller icons, not larger ones this isn’t a freakin jitterbug!!!

There’s still a home bar!!

 

[sdm1985]

Passwords App LOL

 

[spazzcat]

Watch updates are very welcome.

 

[platinumaqua]

God, all these updates are for people who live amazing lives, visiting far-off places and running marathons. What about lazy slobs like me?

Not included: stability and performance improvements!

 

[wgaller]

Nice denim suit.

 

[makdeniss]

ok watch stuff is not so bad…

 

[LaterWolf]

Why do people care about stats, rings, streaks when it comes to fitness? Why is this being gamified?

gives them a reason to stop looking at screens

 

[Maclver]

Passwords App LOL

Doh i compeltly forgot about that rumor... dammit... I hope it still is coming

 

[skippermonkey]

No problems with my heart rate so far...

 

[RedGT]

The head nodding thing looks good….or maybe odd in a public place. 🤔

To be fair if you’ve ever taken public transport here in the UK no one would bad an eye lid at anyone talking to themselves.

 

[!!!]

God, all these updates are for people who live amazing lives, visiting far-off places and running marathons. What about lazy slobs like me?

We already had the Apple TV update. They added a way to fix the horrid audio mixing in so many movies and TV shows.

Maybe they'll announce dedicated GPUs to Macs so we can finally play real games...