An insight into the mind of the insane . . .
In the summer I banned myself from buying new Apple products for two years. This has not worked out well.
A month ago, despite swearing I wouldn’t buy an iPhone X, I impetuously bought an iPhone X. Initially I was thrilled.
But then some odd things happened. First, I kept seeing adverts for the Samsung S8. Wow. It looks incredible. In a way that the iPhone X just doesn’t. So I started falling out of love with it.
Then I took the Apple Silicone cover off, which had got grubby, and decided to go naked. I’d bought the Space Grey X because that’s all they had in stock. It’s not that much different from the Jet Black 7 I’d had until I bought the X. And I’m so over that look now.
Then a friend of mine put his iPhone 6S on the table. It looked so slim and elegant.
Then, last night, I had my X propped on a cushion while I was fiddling with my Apple Watch. Every time I wanted to use it, I had to enter my passcode because FaceID needs your face to be right in front of the screen, not at the side or an angle.
Then I tried taking some photos and the screen kept freezing. I thought it was a OS error until I realised my finger was brushing the bottom of the screen, half-activating the app switcher, which freezes the current app.
And I started thinking about how heavy the X is, and how thick it is. And how I don’t actually think the curved edge to the screen is all that great. And how bezels actually have their plus points. And how FaceID is great except when it’s not. And how I spent £999 on a phone.
So I started thinking about the iPhone 8. The Gold one. It looks great. It’s light. It’s slim. It has pretty much the same internals. And it’s on special offer at Argos: the regular size 64GB is £649. That’s less than two-thirds the price.
And what do I use my iPhone for? Increasingly I use my Apple Watch, or I have a lovely iPad Pro if I want to browse on a bigger screen. The iPhone is for calls, texts, messaging, Apple Watch, music, podcasts, and quick looking up of things in Safari, or my banking apps. No big screen required. No snazzy camera needed. (Why do I take all these photos anyway?)
And so the X’s deathknell sounded. It’s going back. And an iPhone 8 is on its way.
In the summer I banned myself from buying new Apple products for two years. This has not worked out well.
A month ago, despite swearing I wouldn’t buy an iPhone X, I impetuously bought an iPhone X. Initially I was thrilled.
But then some odd things happened. First, I kept seeing adverts for the Samsung S8. Wow. It looks incredible. In a way that the iPhone X just doesn’t. So I started falling out of love with it.
Then I took the Apple Silicone cover off, which had got grubby, and decided to go naked. I’d bought the Space Grey X because that’s all they had in stock. It’s not that much different from the Jet Black 7 I’d had until I bought the X. And I’m so over that look now.
Then a friend of mine put his iPhone 6S on the table. It looked so slim and elegant.
Then, last night, I had my X propped on a cushion while I was fiddling with my Apple Watch. Every time I wanted to use it, I had to enter my passcode because FaceID needs your face to be right in front of the screen, not at the side or an angle.
Then I tried taking some photos and the screen kept freezing. I thought it was a OS error until I realised my finger was brushing the bottom of the screen, half-activating the app switcher, which freezes the current app.
And I started thinking about how heavy the X is, and how thick it is. And how I don’t actually think the curved edge to the screen is all that great. And how bezels actually have their plus points. And how FaceID is great except when it’s not. And how I spent £999 on a phone.
So I started thinking about the iPhone 8. The Gold one. It looks great. It’s light. It’s slim. It has pretty much the same internals. And it’s on special offer at Argos: the regular size 64GB is £649. That’s less than two-thirds the price.
And what do I use my iPhone for? Increasingly I use my Apple Watch, or I have a lovely iPad Pro if I want to browse on a bigger screen. The iPhone is for calls, texts, messaging, Apple Watch, music, podcasts, and quick looking up of things in Safari, or my banking apps. No big screen required. No snazzy camera needed. (Why do I take all these photos anyway?)
And so the X’s deathknell sounded. It’s going back. And an iPhone 8 is on its way.