Yellow discharge on iPads

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  1. iPadThai macrumors 6502a

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    So what do you think the yellow discharge on the ipads are? It can't be glue because my 16GB black model still has them. It's been almost a full week so it can't be still wanting to dry out?
     
  2. camsd85 macrumors newbie

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    Yellow discharge huh? I'm sorry to tell you, but your iPad probably has an STD--a good lesson for all of us to always use protection.
     
  3. thesiren macrumors 6502a

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    honey, if you find yellow discharge on your pad, you best get to a clinic ASAP. Nobody here wants the clap or the syph.
     
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    I'm glad I'm not the only one who was ... "confused" by the OPs title!
     
  5. maclook macrumors 65816

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    Mine's more of a white discharge. What were we talking about again?
     
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    Oh, white is normal ... unless your iPad is oozing marshmallow fluff.
     
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    pretty much the grossest post title I've ever seen on the side bar.
     
  9. xMBPx macrumors regular

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    The discharge on your pad should be red. Seek medical help from a doctor immediately.
     
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    My display blows away my expectations. Simply gorgeous.
     
  14. JRoDDz macrumors 68000

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    You sir have a yeast infection. Get to the doctor right away!
     
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    Lol! Start too many threads on the same topic and it's "time-out".
     
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    Sounds like you need to stay away from the porn sites to me:p
     

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