Looong story guys, kinda of a hassle, but in the end, all is well!
Okay, so the place we ordered from, BestCameraPrices.com = scam! After much hassle with credit cards and all, the order was canceled. Holy heck, do not buy from them, ever!
Anyway, yesterday I went down to the local Ritz Camera retail store, and the staff was amazingly helpful. I went in knowing what I wanted, and I told them so, so they didn't give me any speech to sell me on stuff. Turns out, they had a sale on the D70s with the 18-70MM lens, so I went with that. I also purchased a spiffy case, 1GB card, UV filter, tripod, and protection for a total of $1,100.
I'm totally in love with the camera, and I have been reading the book as to get familiar with all the features and controls. Overall though, I'm super happy with my purchase choice, and I'm definitely going to enjoy using it!