You know your Mac is getting old when...

Lmao

 

or

when playing 240p Flash chokes your system

 

...your typing appears a while later, often missing letters.

Somhing lke tis.

 

It's been 10 years since a software update notification

 

That used to happen to my MBP all of the time! And it was on a 3 month old system....FML. Luckily, Apple was able to fix up Tiger for Intel pretty quickly.

 

...you can't use two finger click or two finger scrolling (iBook clamshell!)

 

Your laptop bag has an iBook and a Powerbook crammed in it, just in case one quits working.

 

A teen in starbucks ask if your ibook is a new type mac laptop.

 

Had this happen to me with my clamshell!!

 

When it's offered a lot of money when you have it up for sale on ebay.

 

When your smartphone has a faster processor in it.

 

You have time for a long walk while it boots up.

 

...it has to go up four times per night to pee and can not quite work out how to pay with a credit card.

 

hahahahaha

When you can't watch Youtube on Full screen

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When you get excited when you see this:

 

When your house gets burgled and they don't take the mac.

 

You know your Mac is old when the box it came in including its documentation is worth more than the Mac itself.

I get that with my Blackbook quite often. Makes me kinda sad inside. Have yet to get it with my TiBook or my PB180.

 

You know your Mac is old when you spend time reading and posting on a PowerPC forum.

 

I practically lived in a Starbucks after school for three years and no one ever asked about my BlackBook. I'm tempted to take the G3 in one of these days...

 

It's only started within the past two or three years.

 

You know your mac is getting old when it starts to leak green pee all over the place... Wait a minute....

 

I used my BlackBook daily at the aforementioned chain up until June of this year. That machine has joined my retired fleet of Macs.

 

On the contrary my Mac seems like it is not growing old, still strong as ever.

 

When the genius doesn't even know what it is when you try to get it fixed