You know you're a geek when...

[MWPULSE]

When your wife catches you during quiet time on the computer and your watching episodes of Stargate SG-1 instead of porn...

When you thought Megan Fox couldn't get any sexier and she comes out wearing this...

and holding that.. correct me if im wrong iphone white ;-D

 

[ikermalli]

transformers the first 1 had alot of macs in it, im hoping for more of the same in the next one!!

Megan Fox + Mac =

 

[toolbox]

Megan Fox + Mac =

Hmmmm Great combination

 

[dmmcintyre3]

You modify your web site's forum to look like Mac OS X leopard.

You routinly check your laptops battery capacity in relationship to the orignal.

Oh no it dropped 300 ma/h since last check

 

[Mike Teezie]

Your father calls you from an Apple retail store, because he knows you know more than the sales rep trying to tell him some random garbage.

You post on MacRumors.

 

[spillproof]

When you keep your macbook in great condition, no scratches, marks on the screen etc, you then see your friends and his laptop has scratches and a dirty screen and you start trying to clean it

Guilty. But, my roommate actually doesn't mind. I've actually wiped iPhone screens clean in the apple store with my glasses cloth.

 

[KingYaba]

You're an official geek if you use IRC.

 

[MacAndy74]

You would buy Snow Leopard retail version just for the box art.

 

[Apple Ink]

You spend two hours on the phone with a friend discussing the pros and cons of Apples idea of rebranding when the friend isnt the least bit interested in the conversation!!

 

[dilbert4life]

You made a hoodie in a graphic arts class that displayed "iBen" with the Apple logo above it.

When you have a desktop wallpaper that has the apple logo on a black background with the phrase "iReplaced a PC" under it.

*And you made it yourself in Illustrator.

You would buy Snow Leopard retail version just for the box art.

I seem to have read a similar post somewhere.....

Your father calls you from an Apple retail store, because he knows you know more than the sales rep trying to tell him some random garbage.

Guilty - sort of - its my friends that call.

 

[ikermalli]

When you have a desktop wallpaper that has the apple logo on a black background with the phrase "iReplaced a PC" under it.

*And you made it yourself in Illustrator.

Why? It's all over google...

 

[dmmcintyre3]

... you hack your camera to get a battery meter that shows the voltage not a low battery icon and a text file reader.