You know you've been online too long when..

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  1. ardchoille50 macrumors 68020

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    I looked at the clock on my nightstand, it read 4:04 and I immediately thought "file not found".

    Yep, I've been online too long.
     
  2. Jesla macrumors 6502

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    You party too often at a club called "about: blank".

    You participate on YouTube comments.
     
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  5. The Doctor11 macrumors 603

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    No you know your online to long when you sit at the computer as long as you possible can even though you need to poo... We all do it.
     
  6. Jesla macrumors 6502

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    We who?......your on your own there.....
     
  7. Shrink macrumors G3

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    Definitely have to agree with Jesla here. Speaking for all of us might be just a tiny bit presumptuous, don't you think?

    :)
     
  8. SandboxGeneral Moderator

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    Much agreed. I don't need others speaking on my behalf, without my express written permission.

    When it comes to making a head call, that becomes first priority over all else, especially over a silly computer.
     
  9. The Doctor11 macrumors 603

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    No I'm sure we all do it! You just won't confess.
     
  10. ardchoille50 thread starter macrumors 68020

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    Head call? I'm guessing you served in the US Navy or USMC at some point.
     
  11. SandboxGeneral Moderator

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    U.S. Marines. :)
     
  12. ardchoille50 thread starter macrumors 68020

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    Ah, thought as much. I trained with the U.S. Marines at Camp Lejeune during my Field Medical Service with the USN.
     
  13. SandboxGeneral Moderator

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    Good deal. I never made it to the east coast bases. I served in Twentynine Palms, and Camp Pendleton as well as overseas and on ship.
     
  14. Gregg2 macrumors 603

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    Take the MacBook into the bathroom. :rolleyes:

    ....

    When all your power goes out because you haven't paid your electric bill. (that would take about three months)
     
  15. ardchoille50 thread starter macrumors 68020

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    Heh, no way, I don't allow water or any other liquid anywhere near my Apple products.
     
  16. Apple fanboy macrumors P6

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    You know you've been online too long when...

    You communicate with your family through FaceTime even though they are in the same house.
    You can hear the birds singing even though you haven't been to bed yet and tomorrow is a work day.
    You become a G5 member on Macrumors!
     
  17. zioxide macrumors 603

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    I thought that's why everyone had iPhones now? :p
     
  18. Apple fanboy macrumors P6

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    Never used mine in the bathroom. Also why I'd never buy used!
     
  19. The Doctor11 macrumors 603

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    Yeah but I don't had a Mac so I can't just go on my phone and pull up my tabs from icloud.

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    I do that it's so much better then walking down stairs or up stairs to say something. Also I text my family a lot when were home.
     
  20. Apple fanboy macrumors P6

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    Yes we do lots of texting. Most of my daughters texts start 'can you bring me a'
     
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  22. Gregg2 macrumors 603

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    Pee in the toilet. Don't set the MacBook on the vanity.

    Ever sneeze when using the Mac? Drool over something cool on your screen, or just because it's a Mac???
     
  23. LostSoul80 macrumors 68020

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    You browse MacRumors' forums and start posting.
     

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