Dear Sirs,
It appears that I misjudged the diction, and indeed the general ethos, of MacRumors.com. For this, I unreservedly apologise.
I was requesting any advice or tips on discounting my purchase of a Zagg invisible shield, preferably through the use of discount codes. If any person here can help me in this endeavour I would be forever in their debt, and they will be forever in my heart.
If I have placed this inquiry in an incorrect location, or my tongue has offended, I unreservedly offer my apologies.
Yours most faithfully,
Dude