Zune 2 should be made of wood, or at least wood laminate, like one of those ancient station wagons nuns seem to drive in the movies. That'd place it into its market.
I can picture Microsoft taking a really Apple-like approach to this announcement.
-Steve Ballmer, in tight-fitting turtle-neck.
-Polished powerpoint presentation telling us how much of the market (*for plays beginning with the letter 'Z') Microsoft has captured since the first Zune launch.
-"Today we have some new Zunes for you. but you know what, it's all about ADS. ADS, ADS, ADS! Come on, let me her you all! ADS! ADS! ADS!" *takes a few minutes to recover from energetic whooping and general playing to the crowd*
-"Um, so yeah, here's our new Zune ad!"
-Lights dim. The new Zunes appear in a classy sillouette on screen. A gentle hush reverberates around the room as the anticipation of a new, sleek, classy, elegant product becomes, for a moment, a prospect that could actually happen. But then the music starts playing as brightness ramps up on screen:
#Zune - just one squirt and then my heart went boom
Suddenly and we were on the moon
Flyin' high in a brownish sky-y, oh-oh-oh-oh
Bang - just one touch and my media files rang
Heaven called and all the artists sang
Sunrise shine in a midnight sky-y-y, oh-oh-oh-oh
Zune - you chased HDs away-ay-ay-ay-ay
High-igh-igh-igh noo-oo-oon
The flash memory came out to play-ay
The-e-en - my whole wide world went zune
WiFi dancin' in the afternoon
Shadows flowin' as the roses bloom
Lookin' down on a wo-onderla-a-and, oh-oh-oh-oh
Smack - one iPod and I was outta wack
All at once, there was no turnin' back
Oh so far above the brownest star-ar-ar, oh-oh-oh-oh
Zune - you chased the day away-ay-ay-ay-ay
High-igh-igh-igh noo-oo-oon
The flash memory came out to play
Zune -you chased HDs away-ay-ay-ay-ay
High-igh-igh-igh noo-oo-oon
The flash memory came out to play
And the-e-en - my whole wide world went zune
Not just an Apple as we went flyin' by
Faster and faster, we were higher than high
For once in my lifetime, I was finally free-ee
But DRM came back to me!
Oh-oh-oh-oh, zoo-oo-une
You chased Nanos away-ay-ay-ay-ay
High-igh-igh-igh noo-oo-oon
The flash memory came out to play
Oh-oh-oh-oh, zoo-oo-une
You chased Shuffles away-ay-ay-ay-ay
High-igh-igh-igh noo-oo-oon
The flash memory came out to play
Oh-oh-oh-oh, zoo-oo-une
You chased iPods away-ay-ay-ay-ay
High-igh-igh-igh noo-oo-oon
The flash memory came out to play... #
Microsoft really is the biggest monopoly I've ever seen, is there any market they won't leave alone/rip off apple?
Prepared to be "Welcomed to the Social!" again!
Microsoft is releasing things on Tuesday now? They are going over board with coping Apple here...
I also can't believe they are releasing another Zune already. They don't even have them in Canada yet!
The Stig
They need to switch song purchases to real money and trash the zune points!
I also can't believe they are releasing another Zune already. They don't even have them in Canada yet!
That actually sounds kinda coolZune 2 should be made of wood, or at least wood laminate, like one of those ancient station wagons nuns seem to drive in the movies. That'd place it into its market.
Has anyone seen a Zune in the wild? I never have....
Now think about how many iPods you've seen in the wild.![]()
I knew a girl with a Zune. She asked for an iPod for Christmas and her dad bought her a Zune. He said he'd heard it was "all the rage" or something. That sounds about right... She still doesn't seem to have figured out how to get videos on it.
That actually sounds kinda cool![]()
I can never figure out quite why, but Zune just never seemed so attractive. All in all, I have seen one in person, and it was nasty lookin'. One last thing I can't work out, Zune just isn't as catchy as iPod...
The OP claims Microsoft has a 10% share in the HDD-based mp3 player market. Can it really be that high? Are they maybe referring only to the American market? For the Zune to have captured 10% of the worldwide market when it's only available in the US would be very impressive indeed. (Or is Microsoft playing sneaky again, using "10% of the market for 30 gig hard drive players in the USA that are available in brown"?)
you're right, wood is the new plastic.
no, seriously, products made in wood have a special feeling to them, and are not that bad at all
Microsoft will never be hip... or trendy... or cool...
How much does M$ want to overtake Apple? why not a 32gb open source touch Zune. Sure, they may lose a few hundred million in the deal, but who cares right?
who cares