If this is sarcasm, please skip the rest of what I am about to say. (I hope it was sarcasm).
You know, I have been hanging around this forum all day. I have a iPhone 4S, and while I am probably going to hold off upgrading for awhile, I have been reading threads all day just because techy stuff interests me.
So that being said, I have been reading all these posts today. I keep seeing these outrageously pathetic posts, and thinking, thats it, thats the one, that is the most pathetic thing I have ever read.
Its getting late in the day, and I thought that a post I read an hour ago was going to be the winner.
But then, I read your post, and I can confidently declare this is the most pathetic post I will see today. There is a couple hours to go before I go to sleep, but I am confident this will remain the winner.
It is a phone. Seriously. How silly would you feel thinking back to when you had a Nokia brick phone and telling people you made them wash their hands before they touched it. Now fast forward five years, you will feel that silly about this.
In summary, do not ask people to wash their hands. They will laugh at you. A lot.
That is all.