My letter to Apple
I decided that complaining here will do no good, so I decided to email Apple's orders department. If the letter itself has no impact, I hope someone at least gets a chuckle out of it.
Dear Apple,
You've pushed back my ship date! Why? I know for a fact other BTO models
have been shipped that ordered after my date. This makes me salty, and I try
to maintain a low sodium diet. I ordered at 15" model in December after 4
years with my B&W G3 (The years since OS X arrived have been painful). December is
long gone. I was excited to see the 17" and switched to that... 7-10 weeks?
That sucked.
Also on the list of possible sucking would be a new laptop released perhaps
weeks after I get mine. Please do not do this, it might make me cry. And if
there's a PPC 970 laptop released before the end of the year, I will be quite the
saltine cracka... I have waited long for the best possible laptop, and I
need it now.
Tuesday I get my wisdom teeth pulled. I scheduled this a month ahead of time
based on my 17" ship date (which should have arrived by Tues), hoping to
bring some joy to my pain. Now I have to sit around for 2 days with a mouth
full of gauze and stare blankly at my lap (no top). I also planned a road
trip after my mouth was functional again, but I cannot go until the laptop
arrives as I need it for photography and work while on the road. In
addition, I do not have a girlfriend and was hoping the 17" could help me to
get one. This is indeed a priority. Please, consider my pains; ship my
laptop upon reading this email. Regardless of your decision, I remain a
loyal Apple customer. Oh, throw in a free iPod or something cool, and we'll
call it even. Thanks.
After rereading this, I can't believe I even wrote it, but figure I might as well share... I think we should all write similar letters... Or at least those of us still waiting... In the cold... All alone... Hungry... Waiting...
Still I wait.
--Sincere