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Sheriff: Kansas woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years

Associated Press - March 12, 2008 3:33 PM ET

WICHITA, Kan. (AP) - Authorities in western Kansas say a woman who became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet while apparently sitting on it for two years is refusing to cooperate with medical workers at a Wichita hopsital.

The Ness County Sheriff says the 35-year-old woman wasn't glued or tied, but became "physically stuck by her body." Sheriff Bryan Whipple said the police found the woman after her boyfriend called police late last month to report there was "something wrong" with her.

Whipple says the woman initially refused help, but was finally persuaded by emergency medical personnel and her boyfriend to go to a hopsital. At that point, the sheriff says, responders pried the entire seat off the toilet. It was later removed from the woman's body at the hospital.

The boyfriend told investigators he had brought the woman food and water and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom. But he did not explain what took him so long to call for police.

Investigators will present a report to prosecutors who will determine whether any charges should be filed.
 
I agree with your statement psychofreak

my question is NO ONE else missed her for two years??? and I sure hope they had another bathroom in that house:D
 
Yeah, when I ran across this earlier today I just had to shake my head.

That's effed up. Bad. Seriously, two YEARS on the toilet? WTF? She obviously slept there, which I don't know how anyone could do.

And as a boyfriend, wouldn't you think it was a little weird that your SO was in the bathroom after a few hours, let alone months, years etc?

Seriously freaky. And talk of charging the bf with a crime too.
 
As a Brit I feel it is my responsibility to be cynical and skeptical about the whole affair, but suspending disbelief for a moment:

Dear God, that's insane! Two years? :eek:
 
Yeah, very few stories like this really strike me as bizarre any longer since these types of weird things seem to happen all the time now, but this particular one just really seemed crazy to me - beyond your run of the mill "news of the weird" article.
 
At first I thought it odd, but when I read it was a Kansas woman I thought to myself, "Hmm...'nuf said."

Seriously though- two years? That's one bad case of the sh*** if you ask me.
 
Let's file this under "Ooooo, Ick!"


Particularly if you stop to think that the seat had to be removed in hospital... scratch that, don't think about it.

Poor woman; who knows what state of mental health she's been in.
 
Another thought just occured to me which made my skin crawl... that toilet wasn't cleaned for at least two years, and god only knows how long before that.

And if their place only had one bathroom....
 
How is it possible? It can't be.... how can a woman be 2 years in a toilet...
 
Wow, that woman really needs to learn not to hold things in and let them out.
 
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