2 years on a toilet seat...

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  1. Unspeaked macrumors 68020

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    I agree with your statement psychofreak

    my question is NO ONE else missed her for two years??? and I sure hope they had another bathroom in that house:D
     
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    Yeah, when I ran across this earlier today I just had to shake my head.

    That's effed up. Bad. Seriously, two YEARS on the toilet? WTF? She obviously slept there, which I don't know how anyone could do.

    And as a boyfriend, wouldn't you think it was a little weird that your SO was in the bathroom after a few hours, let alone months, years etc?

    Seriously freaky. And talk of charging the bf with a crime too.
     
  6. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    further evidence that the world is one messed up place...
     
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    As a Brit I feel it is my responsibility to be cynical and skeptical about the whole affair, but suspending disbelief for a moment:

    Dear God, that's insane! Two years? :eek:
     
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    Yeah, very few stories like this really strike me as bizarre any longer since these types of weird things seem to happen all the time now, but this particular one just really seemed crazy to me - beyond your run of the mill "news of the weird" article.
     
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    At first I thought it odd, but when I read it was a Kansas woman I thought to myself, "Hmm...'nuf said."

    Seriously though- two years? That's one bad case of the sh*** if you ask me.
     
  11. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Particularly if you stop to think that the seat had to be removed in hospital... scratch that, don't think about it.

    Poor woman; who knows what state of mental health she's been in.
     
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    In some ways this could be really convenient. Just ker-plunk when you feel like it, no worries.
     
  13. mactastic macrumors 68040

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    Another thought just occured to me which made my skin crawl... that toilet wasn't cleaned for at least two years, and god only knows how long before that.

    And if their place only had one bathroom....
     
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    so she hasn't showered in two years or wiped her back side?
     
  15. Sptz macrumors regular

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    How is it possible? It can't be.... how can a woman be 2 years in a toilet...
     
  16. Zwhaler macrumors 603

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    Yeah, she can win the award for sitting on the toilet the longest and the award for being the most whacked out.
     
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    Constipation? :D

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    Believe me if she had been on the toilet for 2 years, the police wouldn't have to prise her off if she had constipation - she'd shoot off like a rocket...
     
  20. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Wow, that woman really needs to learn not to hold things in and let them out.
     
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    no, you have to have at least 2 witnesses who are very public figures ... like a mayor, a cop, a priest .. that kinda thing.. they have to be there the whole time, and clock their hours ....
     
  22. Flenz macrumors member

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    I'd bet, that would be a hit on youtube
     
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    Must have been one hell of a book she was reading...
     
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    Or a little butt that got stuck in the toilet, then grew around it from lack of exercise.
     

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