The screen will be a horizontal iPad Pro and a vertical iPad mini, attached to a physical keyboard, two iPhone SE's injection molded and flush mounted into the frame (one for each palm rest), force touch track pad, dual-rear facing cameras, true-tone selfie camera.
MacRumor users will essentially have 4 screens to simultaneously test for light leaks in their bathrooms. It will run an optimized version of iOS--"MacOS"--and updated El Capitan "Picard" will be accessible through "BackToMyOldMac" for legacy apps on the go. Trouble shooting will be be reduced to simply logging out of iCloud, and back in, on all components, namely, the iPad Pro, iPad Mini, and two iPhone SE units.
Tech-media will largely undervalue this technological marvel of hardware and design because it didn't launch with wireless charging and fourteen USB-3 ports. Others will find that the fatal flaw of rMBP is not in the technology, but, rather, because it still breaks when YouTube users snap it over their knee despite liquid metal composition--as one twitter user summarized: "price does not quite justify durability 'shortcuts' designed to screw users."
In the end, everyone will be pissed when the base RAM is upgraded from 8GB to 16GB (now shared across all i-devices via iCloud subscription service) in 4-6 months.
MacRumor users will essentially have 4 screens to simultaneously test for light leaks in their bathrooms. It will run an optimized version of iOS--"MacOS"--and updated El Capitan "Picard" will be accessible through "BackToMyOldMac" for legacy apps on the go. Trouble shooting will be be reduced to simply logging out of iCloud, and back in, on all components, namely, the iPad Pro, iPad Mini, and two iPhone SE units.
Tech-media will largely undervalue this technological marvel of hardware and design because it didn't launch with wireless charging and fourteen USB-3 ports. Others will find that the fatal flaw of rMBP is not in the technology, but, rather, because it still breaks when YouTube users snap it over their knee despite liquid metal composition--as one twitter user summarized: "price does not quite justify durability 'shortcuts' designed to screw users."
In the end, everyone will be pissed when the base RAM is upgraded from 8GB to 16GB (now shared across all i-devices via iCloud subscription service) in 4-6 months.