Northwest Airlines worker fired after ejaculating on customer

[skoker]

Jeez. What a wack job. You just can't beat it sometimes.

Looks like mixed nuts were the in-flight snack on this Northwest Airlines flight:

http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/news/16839389.htm

 

[katie ta achoo]

Another reason to fly Southwest, ey Skoker?


but man, If that happened to me, I'd want him to be charged with more than a misdemeanor!

 

[vniow]

Gaa, pun...overload...

 

[zelmo]

...and so ends what is probably the most meaningful relationship this guy is likely to have in his life outside of Cell Block H.

 

[mattscott306]

...and so ends what is probably the most meaningful relationship this guy is likely to have in his life outside of Cell Block H.

Doubt he'll get cell block time. Pathetically sad though, maybe he thought he'd be included in the mile high club because of that.

 

[nickster9224]

lol the mile high club.

 

[Teh Don Ditty]

Jeez. What a wack job. You just can't beat it sometimes.

Looks like mixed nuts were the in-flight snack on this Northwest Airlines flight:

http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/news/16839389.htm

Punning away are we? I'd do the same exact thing.

lol the mile high club.

You usually need a partner to make into the mile high club. Playing with your dingy does not constitute that.

 

[SpookTheHamster]

What a wanker, looks like he's in a bit of a sticky situation.

 

[jsw]

I wonder what came over her, er, him to make him do that? It must've been hard to actually finish before she woke up.

 

[SpookTheHamster]

It's totally her fault for not waking up. I mean, who doesn't notice someone tugging away against themself? I jest

 

[21stcenturykid]

how did no1 else notice!?

 

[Nym]

LMAO, she must be a very attractive woman for someone to shake the snake like that! ahahah, this made my day.

It's true what they say.. "sometimes truth is stranger than fiction".

 

[MacNut]

but man, If that happened to me, I'd want him to be charged with more than a misdemeanor!

child support.

 

[Lord Blackadder]

but man, If that happened to me, I'd want him to be charged with more than a misdemeanor!

"Assault with a deadly weapon", pehaps?

 

[rdowns]

I thought all liquids had to be in a container of less than 3 ounces.

 

[MacNut]

I thought all liquids had to be in a container of less than 3 ounces.

Maybe he read it as 3 inches.

 

[GFLPraxis]

A misdemeanor? You'd think that would get him sex offender status.

 

[balamw]

A misdemeanor? You'd think that would get him sex offender status.

It's listed as "simple assault" here

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070306/NEWS07/70306040/1051/SPORTS03

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[Abstract]

I want to see a photo of this woman.

She'd have to be EXTREMELY hot for someone to do something crazy like that.

 

[jsw]

I want to see a photo of this woman.

She'd have to be EXTREMELY hot for someone to do something crazy like that.

I think the "crazy" sort of obviates the need for teh hotness™.

 

[Abstract]

I guess you could be right.



What do you think I'm doing right now?

 

[Chundles]

Well, at least there are no double standards - just a couple of weeks ago a Qantas Flight Attendant was sacked after a customer (Ralph Fiennes) ejaculated in her.

I think she consented to it though, unlike this poor customer who probably didn't want THAT kind of pearl necklace.

 

[Teh Don Ditty]

Well, at least there are no double standards - just a couple of weeks ago a Qantas Flight Attendant was sacked after a customer (Ralph Fiennes) ejaculated in her.

I think she consented to it though, unlike this poor customer who probably didn't want THAT kind of pearl necklace.

Imagine what he could've done with some Lube™

 

[jsw]

Well, at least there are no double standards - just a couple of weeks ago a Qantas Flight Attendant was sacked after a customer (Ralph Fiennes) ejaculated in her.

My first instinct was that you were joking. Google proved me wrong.

 

[mcarnes]

Pfft. Women complain too much.