Northwest Airlines worker fired after ejaculating on customer

[flyfish29]

Jet Blue must be very grateful...

His "jet" did what!!!!!

who doesn't notice someone tugging away against themself? I jest

It must have been a turbulant flight huh?!?!

 

[Abstract]

You're all too quick to point fingers.

This innocent man was sitting in his seat with his hand on his crotch, minding his own business. Flight turbulence took care of the rest.

I blame the pilot.

 

[someguy]

Some people just know how to let one fly...

 

[zblaxberg]

Dane Cook:

Imitating a Woman: gosh all men ever want is sex
Dane Cook: Shutup and keep blowing, we'll talk about this later

 

[FireArse]

Couldn't agree more...

Pfft. Women complain too much.

Yeah, women should think of this as a compliment. Women are so fussy these days...

/end joke

 

[MACDRIVE]

That link's not working; I wanted to read all about it.

 

[aquajet]

Here is another link.

Google is your friend.

 

[MACDRIVE]

"But our flight attendants and pilots are trained to handle issues that might arise during a flight."

Clever

 

[princealfie]

Man, why do I miss all the action from jackson?

 

[jsw]

There are threads that should be resurrected after finally dying, and then there are threads like this.