Epic Reply Is Epic
Elaborate..
You do know that zombies aren't real....right?
Yet you are converting the noun to a verb phrase?
By the way threads do not die, they are in existence until another user adds their own opinion to the matter. Unless the database is fully cleared or Planet Earth is eliminated, this thread lives whether you like it or not.
(Take into consideration that I bookmark things I want to remember instead of keeping my entire history is the only reason I came back to this thread.)
Elaborate? Ok.
While I'm extremely glad that you were able to comfort me and reassure me that Zombies won't be getting me, and I'm also at ease knowing that you could tell the difference between a noun and a verb, something troubles me.
The fact that you took the time to elaborate the reasoning behind the nonexistence of Zombies, and the fact that you needed to coax my interest in the English language is enough in itself. Then you took it a step further, trying to back up your reasoning for adding a response to a thread where you just knew I had a great response that should have ended it.
In Internet-landia, we know this as the "Gotta-have-the-last-word" Syndrome. It's where people have this horrible, debilitating disease that causes them to spurt out lesser, useless responses to something that not only needed no response to begin with, but furthermore was elaborated on, when the original response was so senseless that not even I elaborated on it.
In the art of a great response, I won't self-proclaim this as the king, but somewhere, subliminally, you're thinking of a response - the likes of which we may or may not ever see. Many Kudos to you, if we do see your next thought posted below - for I, personally, am interested to see where you take us next. If we don't hear from you here again, well then my condolences, because I don't want to crush your enthusiasm in Internet replies. Rather, I'd like to lift your aspirations even higher, in the hopes we may see you again.
Somewhere, down the road, I hope we meet again. Your reply has resonated deeply within my soul, and I will cherish it forever. Knowing that I'm now safe from any approaching mythical Zombie-horde, I can sleep a little easier, thanks to your kind, guiding ways, and your all-knowing wisdom.
(Yes. If you were wondering, I was having a bad day. I think in that second to last paragraph, I felt better.)