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That's What She Said

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iheartcanada

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Dec 29, 2007
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Tell us the best one you have ever said or been caught in...

Me and my girlfriend were out to lunch with friends and somehow the subject of the Rodeo came up. (the sport) I can't really remember what was said in the follow up, by my girlfriend said at one point,"I have no clue, I don't measure them, I just ride them!"

That's what she said... :D:p
 
Giraffe's in Space!

I was in the coffee shop at lunch sitting at the bar and one of the guys looks up from an article he's reading and asks the open question;
"What was the first animal in space?"
I guessed dog and another girl guessed monkey. Now both those answers were perfectly good answers (I think I'm right mind;)) and had some said mouse, rat, guinea-pig or rabbit I'd have thought they were all reasonable guesses.
So what does the girl behind the bar say?

"Giraffe?"
 
mpw said:
I was in the coffee shop at lunch sitting at the bar and one of the guys looks up from an article he's reading and asks the open question;
"What was the first animal in space?"
I guessed dog and another girl guessed monkey. Now both those answers were perfectly good answers (I think I'm right mind;)) and had some said mouse, rat, guinea-pig or rabbit I'd have thought they were all reasonable guesses.
So what does the girl behind the bar say?

"Giraffe?"
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I think you may have missed the point of this thread.

That's what she said
 
mpw said:
"What was the first animal in space?"
I guessed dog and another girl guessed monkey. Now both those answers were perfectly good answers (I think I'm right mind;)) and had some said mouse, rat, guinea-pig or rabbit I'd have thought they were all reasonable guesses.
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The first animals in space were fruit flies. The first animal to go into orbit was a dog. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animals_in_space
 
last summer me and my friends went up north to camp out, after two amazing days and lots and lots of drinks, on the last night we had, we were all sitting by the bonfire, so my friend says to her friend (both girls) "hey we should pack up now most of the stuff so tomorrow all we have to do is pack up the tent and stuff that's in it and we ll be ready to go and we can sleep in or would you rather sit here and drink more and then we ll do it later or even tmr?" to what my other friend answered "noooooo, let's just GET VERY DRUNK AND PUT IT ALL IN THE TRUNK" lol .....:D
 
I showed my friend how when you turn on and off my calculator the screen gets darker and then lighter.

She said: Wow Erik that was amazing
I said: Thats what she said
 
juanster said:
last summer me and my friends went up north to camp out, after two amazing days and lots and lots of drinks, on the last night we had, we were all sitting by the bonfire, so my friend says to her friend (both girls) "hey we should pack up now most of the stuff so tomorrow all we have to do is pack up the tent and stuff that's in it and we ll be ready to go and we can sleep in or would you rather sit here and drink more and then we ll do it later or even tmr?" to what my other friend answered "noooooo, let's just GET VERY DRUNK AND PUT IT ALL IN THE TRUNK" lol .....:D
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ErikCLDR said:
I showed my friend how when you turn on and off my calculator the screen gets darker and then lighter.

She said: Wow Erik that was amazing
I said: Thats what she said
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fHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you guys just made my evening...now I gotta try and remember one....I have so many friends that do this
 
My dad always tells me this story from when he was in a pub in the 70s. It's not one of those 'that's what she said' stories, but funny nonetheless.

The waitress doing the orders and taking food to tables etc... was 'absolutely stunning' as dad put it, and as you can imagine in a pub full of students in their 20s, everyone was having 'fun' with the situation.

The waitress was calling out numbers for the tables who's food was ready, and coming out of the kitchen called, "SIXTY NINE?" to which everyone replied "YES PLEASE" :D

I can only imagine how funny it must have been...
 
Work- related: One of our paper cutters brought us some stock, which he had cut to the incorrect size. We'd asked for 12 x 18 and he cut it 14 x 20, which it too large for the paper trays on our digital press without the mini-hassle of taking all of the guides out.
I commented that "This is too big. It'll never fit it in here"
To which my buddy replied TWSS.:D

Yes, it was a softball. I knew when I said it that he would make that comment. He must work that into the conversation at least two or three times a week.;)
 
Wow, these are pretty good...

My friend and I were in the coffee shop the other day and th person making the coffee put way too much cream on the top and I said "wow, that's a lot of cream!" To which my friend said "Yeah, in these kinds of situation, you just have to lick it off the top.." A That's What She Said shortly followed. :D
 
It was my friend's birthday last night, and we were at the Ram doing shots. Of course, he got the typical sex-themed shots. A few of us are engineers, so we're always trying to improve upon old methods, so we decided to add whipped cream to the top of the shot. He downed it, and was chewing it and having a hard time getting it down. After he did, he said:

"Oh man. That was really thick. Whipped cream was not a good idea".

"That's what she said."
 
I am glad I helped make your night (hehehe)

bozs13 said:
<snip>you guys just made my evening<snip>
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That's what she said :cool: (err thats kinda weird I will admit, a possible TWSH backfire)

bozs13 said:
<snip>I have so many friends that do this
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That's also what she said :p

Were you there last night or something. You're repeating a lot of what she said... ;)

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I was starting to unpack my stuff at my friends house in VT but he decided that we would sleep in a different room so he said "Let's sleep in the other bedroom... keep it in your bag (to tell me not to take out my clothes)"

and I said "That's what she said"
 
mpw said:
I was in the coffee shop at lunch sitting at the bar and one of the guys looks up from an article he's reading and asks the open question;
"What was the first animal in space?"
I guessed dog and another girl guessed monkey. Now both those answers were perfectly good answers (I think I'm right mind;)) and had some said mouse, rat, guinea-pig or rabbit I'd have thought they were all reasonable guesses.
So what does the girl behind the bar say?

"Giraffe?"
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Only in Jeff Minter's mind.
 
LOL this is really funny one...

I was in science class today right..
and the teacher was stroking a thermometer for some reason..
and he told us.....

"I'm going to put vaseline on this so it will slide in and out better":eek:
and after he said this, I jumped straight out of my chair and screamed..

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!"

later i got a 2 hour friday and saturday detention

LOL i know i have just posted one but anyways

on the same day i was feeling horrible about getting detentions
and i wanted something to cheer me up..
like a joke or something

and my friend he has never had a Supershake drink in his whole life right..
and i shaked it up heaps and he drunk some and said

"WOW! This is real thick milk":eek::eek::eek::eek:

and i screamed...

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!!"

And then my science teacher walked past and gave me the look... :mad:
 
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