That's What She Said

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by iheartcanada, Jan 4, 2008.

  1. iheartcanada macrumors member

    Dec 29, 2007
    Tell us the best one you have ever said or been caught in...

    Me and my girlfriend were out to lunch with friends and somehow the subject of the Rodeo came up. (the sport) I can't really remember what was said in the follow up, by my girlfriend said at one point,"I have no clue, I don't measure them, I just ride them!"

    That's what she said... :D:p
  2. mpw Guest

    Jun 18, 2004
    Giraffe's in Space!

    I was in the coffee shop at lunch sitting at the bar and one of the guys looks up from an article he's reading and asks the open question;
    "What was the first animal in space?"
    I guessed dog and another girl guessed monkey. Now both those answers were perfectly good answers (I think I'm right mind;)) and had some said mouse, rat, guinea-pig or rabbit I'd have thought they were all reasonable guesses.
    So what does the girl behind the bar say?

  3. Lyle macrumors 68000


    Jun 11, 2003
    Madison, Alabama
    I think you may have missed the point of this thread.

    That's what she said
  4. tMac85 macrumors 65816


    Sep 15, 2007
    in a great place
    haha .... its still funny though...
  5. Daveman Deluxe macrumors 68000

    Daveman Deluxe

    Jun 17, 2003
    Corvallis, Oregon
    The first animals in space were fruit flies. The first animal to go into orbit was a dog.
  6. juanster macrumors 68020


    Mar 2, 2007
    last summer me and my friends went up north to camp out, after two amazing days and lots and lots of drinks, on the last night we had, we were all sitting by the bonfire, so my friend says to her friend (both girls) "hey we should pack up now most of the stuff so tomorrow all we have to do is pack up the tent and stuff that's in it and we ll be ready to go and we can sleep in or would you rather sit here and drink more and then we ll do it later or even tmr?" to what my other friend answered "noooooo, let's just GET VERY DRUNK AND PUT IT ALL IN THE TRUNK" lol .....:D
  7. ErikCLDR macrumors 68000

    Jan 14, 2007
    I showed my friend how when you turn on and off my calculator the screen gets darker and then lighter.

    She said: Wow Erik that was amazing
    I said: Thats what she said
  8. bozs13 macrumors regular

    fHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you guys just made my I gotta try and remember one....I have so many friends that do this
  9. Killyp macrumors 68040


    Jun 14, 2006
    My dad always tells me this story from when he was in a pub in the 70s. It's not one of those 'that's what she said' stories, but funny nonetheless.

    The waitress doing the orders and taking food to tables etc... was 'absolutely stunning' as dad put it, and as you can imagine in a pub full of students in their 20s, everyone was having 'fun' with the situation.

    The waitress was calling out numbers for the tables who's food was ready, and coming out of the kitchen called, "SIXTY NINE?" to which everyone replied "YES PLEASE" :D

    I can only imagine how funny it must have been...
  10. zelmo macrumors 603


    Jul 3, 2004
    Mac since 7.5
    Work- related: One of our paper cutters brought us some stock, which he had cut to the incorrect size. We'd asked for 12 x 18 and he cut it 14 x 20, which it too large for the paper trays on our digital press without the mini-hassle of taking all of the guides out.
    I commented that "This is too big. It'll never fit it in here"
    To which my buddy replied TWSS.:D

    Yes, it was a softball. I knew when I said it that he would make that comment. He must work that into the conversation at least two or three times a week.;)
  11. iheartcanada thread starter macrumors member

    Dec 29, 2007
    Wow, these are pretty good...

    My friend and I were in the coffee shop the other day and th person making the coffee put way too much cream on the top and I said "wow, that's a lot of cream!" To which my friend said "Yeah, in these kinds of situation, you just have to lick it off the top.." A That's What She Said shortly followed. :D
  12. Iscariot macrumors 68030


    Aug 16, 2007
    It was my friend's birthday last night, and we were at the Ram doing shots. Of course, he got the typical sex-themed shots. A few of us are engineers, so we're always trying to improve upon old methods, so we decided to add whipped cream to the top of the shot. He downed it, and was chewing it and having a hard time getting it down. After he did, he said:

    "Oh man. That was really thick. Whipped cream was not a good idea".

    "That's what she said."
  13. rendezvouscp macrumors 68000

    Aug 20, 2003
    Long Beach, California
    After riding the teacups at Disneyland my friend said "wow my thighs are sweaty..."

    That's what she said!
  14. mcarnes macrumors 68000


    Mar 14, 2004
    USA! USA!
  15. mpw Guest

    Jun 18, 2004
    D'oh! Well as misunderstandings go, mine's a huge one!

    ...that's what she said:D
  16. Abstract macrumors Penryn


    Dec 27, 2002
    Location Location Location
  17. 119576 Guest


    Aug 6, 2007
    Nice recovery. Best I've ever seen.

    ...that's what she said!
  18. ErikCLDR macrumors 68000

    Jan 14, 2007
    I am glad I helped make your night (hehehe)

    That's what she said :cool: (err thats kinda weird I will admit, a possible TWSH backfire)

    That's also what she said :p

    Were you there last night or something. You're repeating a lot of what she said... ;)

    I was starting to unpack my stuff at my friends house in VT but he decided that we would sleep in a different room so he said "Let's sleep in the other bedroom... keep it in your bag (to tell me not to take out my clothes)"

    and I said "That's what she said"
  19. Mord macrumors G4


    Aug 24, 2003
    Only in Jeff Minter's mind.
  20. mpw Guest

    Jun 18, 2004
    But my story was posted on these esteemed forums ywo years before the games release...... bastard stole my story!!
  21. twoodcc macrumors P6


    Feb 3, 2005
    Right side of wrong
  22. iheartcanada thread starter macrumors member

    Dec 29, 2007
    Come one guys, keep 'em coming! Make me laugh.
  23. brad.c macrumors 68020


    Aug 23, 2004
    50.813669°, -2.474796°
    I used to use the line:
    "You got any Maritimer in you?"
    "Want some?"

    Funny, it only worked on other Maritimers.

    Back to the thread: I have one... it's on the tip of my tongue, dammit.

    Erm... TWSS.
  24. hoady93 macrumors newbie

    Sep 23, 2008
    LOL this is really funny one...

    I was in science class today right..
    and the teacher was stroking a thermometer for some reason..
    and he told us.....

    "I'm going to put vaseline on this so it will slide in and out better":eek:
    and after he said this, I jumped straight out of my chair and screamed..

    "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!"

    later i got a 2 hour friday and saturday detention

    LOL i know i have just posted one but anyways

    on the same day i was feeling horrible about getting detentions
    and i wanted something to cheer me up..
    like a joke or something

    and my friend he has never had a Supershake drink in his whole life right..
    and i shaked it up heaps and he drunk some and said

    "WOW! This is real thick milk":eek::eek::eek::eek:

    and i screamed...

    "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!!"

    And then my science teacher walked past and gave me the look... :mad:

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