That's What She Said

[bassproguy07]

Thats what She said got me into some trouble back in high school. I could never pass up the opportunity to get a teacher with a thats what she said comment, no matter how much trouble I got in. Now i'm in college, I don't think the profs would find it funny....man do i miss HS

 

[hoady93]

Yeah im getting in heaps of trouble at school lately...

ive had like three suspensions but no one can expell me coz im just too damn funny!

and besides everyone likes me

and everyone you got some kool jokes
i like the 69 one

 

[bassproguy07]

yah my cousin has been suspended a few times, but all I got was a trip to the Principles office. Texas schools arent as strict as those in cali, I guess thats why I never got suspended but he did.

 

[TheBusDriver]

So my Lady friend has a bad (read good) habit about saying "That's what she said!" all the time. We were laying in her bed one night when her ten year old sister kept yelling at us through the open door, at one point she threatened to throw things at us and said. "If you guys don't stop I'm going to throw this at you.... it's really big.... and hard." Well she couldn't handle it and started uncontrollably laughing, it was pretty funny especially considering I don't think a 10 year old girl has the capacity to intentionally make that joke

 

[gusious]

Awesome thread!!!!!

Unfortunately we don't have that expression here in Greece or else i would use it all the time!!

But i remember i was with some buddies one day and i said "i'm going to the toilet." they said "and why should we care?Do you need any help?" and i replied "yeah,my doc said i shouldn't lift heavy things"...!

 

[Melrose]

Some of these are awesome.

I must live a sheltered life I don't have any. I know I've probably been the subject of a few since I have this habit of putting my foot in my mouth sometimes..

Kee'em coming.