Interesting fact : the show was called paradise island, the actor Hervé Villechaize left the show at it peak stating he wanted to pursue other options... I think he got one other job in a James Bond movie.
Apple is Hervé Villechaize, their lack of interest in putting my watch in a box and mailing it to my house is their "pursuing other options"
Ok it's a weak analogy, I'm still pissed , I just want my watch
It was Fantasy Island, also starring Ricardo Montalban (of Chrysler's "Corinthian Leather" ad fame).

Paradise Island is where the Atlantis resort is located in the Bahamas...