well , i think i have found a way to grow share market.
I will have 2 to 3 children.
On their first year i will throw in a party
Everything will be decorated with Apple related thingys.
2nd year:
Same as first
3rd year:
We will have 2 piñatas
A) A windows Piñata that as soon as it breaks spiders will come down in the children's head, hehehhe, they will relate The winblows logo with "fear" and ugly insects.
B) An Apple related Piñata: the kids will receive candies from this one and toys. they will therefore relate Macs with nice things.
4-7 years:
A)Lots of games for he Kids in the parties , always playing together in a lan enviroment and with lots of soft drinks , candies and chocolates, ice cream, etc.
B)One hour of video will be in the itinerary to teach them the horrors behind the windows world.
C)7 minutes of fear by a good Physcologist friend's with the family that also hates windows.
7 years and on:
Teach them how to develope viruses for the windows world, how to explode the windows fugly boxes, making iMovies of them destroying the Winbow boxes and how fun it can be to do so.
Best movie gets a year on a server on the net.
Christmas will be a good time to learn how to put some rockets inside your neighbor's evil winblows machine.
Don't worry , if the neighbor sees that thing exploding he won't really know if the machine is just working harder o really exploding.
At least i couldn't tell when i was in the dark side.
feel free to let me know any more ideas as i want to grow my children to be fine Gentlemen and/or ladies.
Thanks
I will have 2 to 3 children.
On their first year i will throw in a party
Everything will be decorated with Apple related thingys.
2nd year:
Same as first
3rd year:
We will have 2 piñatas
A) A windows Piñata that as soon as it breaks spiders will come down in the children's head, hehehhe, they will relate The winblows logo with "fear" and ugly insects.
B) An Apple related Piñata: the kids will receive candies from this one and toys. they will therefore relate Macs with nice things.
4-7 years:
A)Lots of games for he Kids in the parties , always playing together in a lan enviroment and with lots of soft drinks , candies and chocolates, ice cream, etc.
B)One hour of video will be in the itinerary to teach them the horrors behind the windows world.
C)7 minutes of fear by a good Physcologist friend's with the family that also hates windows.
7 years and on:
Teach them how to develope viruses for the windows world, how to explode the windows fugly boxes, making iMovies of them destroying the Winbow boxes and how fun it can be to do so.
Best movie gets a year on a server on the net.
Christmas will be a good time to learn how to put some rockets inside your neighbor's evil winblows machine.
Don't worry , if the neighbor sees that thing exploding he won't really know if the machine is just working harder o really exploding.
At least i couldn't tell when i was in the dark side.
feel free to let me know any more ideas as i want to grow my children to be fine Gentlemen and/or ladies.
Thanks