Ahh, good ol' Bulls**t Bingo.
don't think you can beat "we need a holistic, cradle-to-grave approach"
that would meet with a response of "Stop talking utter bollocks"
thankfully I don't spend any time in meetings but for those who do
Meeting bingo
It's all part of a plan by corporations to make you feel like the company is paying you to relax instead of being forced to comply with labour laws.Yeah, whatever happened to "vacation"?Can't stand "PTO" -- Paid Time Off
We used to have a client whose business card carried the job title 'Imagineer'.
it might not surprise you to learn that he was a complete tit.
I hate it when people ask me "Working hard, or hardly working?"
*gnash*
..then again, it pleasantly amuses me at the same time because in my shallow mind I equate this IQ... for better or worse.
I knew a chap who used that one a few times, however given the fact that he thought it was pronounced para-dig-um it was even more of an uphill struggle for him not to sound daft.Any phrase containing the word "paradigm".
We had an electronic prepress operator who called herself an Imagineer instead of an Imaging Technician, which was the title management assigned to that position. I believe that title was originally coined at Disney back in the day.
Issues.
That word drives me nuts sometimes. "He's got issues." She's got issues." "The software has issues." "Can you look into those issues?" "We have a few issues to work on."![]()