How Long Could You Survive Chained to a Bunk Bed w/a Velociraptor?

[joepunk]

It’s important to know this:

 

[Melrose]

Okay, I'm over tired I'll play along. Beatcha by 10 seconds. Take that!

 

[ravenvii]

Guess I die first.

 

[noaccess]

Not bad.

Edit: fixed.

 

[anjinha]

I'm pathetic.

 

[ucfgrad93]

Here is mine.

Ok, I must just be stupid tonight as I can't get the image to save. I survived for 1 minute 28 seconds.

 

[Abstract]

1 minute, 38 seconds.

 

[G5Unit]

1 minute 22 seconds

meh.

 

[twoodcc]

1 minute 22 seconds

meh.

i tied you

 

[iParis]

Here is mine.

Ok, I must just be stupid tonight as I can't get the image to save. I survived for 1 minute 28 seconds.

I'm with you all the way, I have no idea to get that image.

Anyways... I got 1 minute and 3 seconds.

 

[Leareth]

1 minute and 38 seconds.

this has to be one of the more interesting threads posted in a while

 

[mcarnes]

It says I killed the raptor with a strangle hold.

 

[spencers]

1 minute 28 seconds

 

[donga]

dang it

 

[Prof.]

Eh. My martial arts skillz saved me ^-^

 

[TuffLuffJimmy]

*high fives the many others with the same score*

EDIT: oops I messed up the link. Whatevz I got 1 minute 16 seconds.

 

[iAlan]

1 minute 25 seconds

I guess I need to make a will!
And re-think my vacation plan to Jurrasic Park!

EDIT/

On second thought, I would hope Mr. Raptor would be too tired to go for me after eating all the other posters and I could gnaw my foot off and escape, well, not escape exactly, maybe hop to freedom just outside Mr. Raptor's chain length

EDIT x2/

I just answered again with the worst possible responses and got a grand total of 6 seconds. Just enough time to wet myself I would think.

 

[EricNau]

57 seconds.

...Although I'm not exactly concerned.

 

[iBookG4user]

1 minute 28 seconds

That's pretty good, I guess

 

[Kamera RAWr]

Ehh... not so bad, I suppose... 1:19

 

[doubleohseven]

57 seconds; not too bad. Realistically, it depends mainly on how ferocious (or hungry) the Velociraptor is.

 

[davidjearly]

Not too bad!

 

[Chappers]

I wanted to kill it but ....

 

[Iscariot]

Huh, I guess I win?

 

[toolbox]

Heres mine