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How Long Could You Survive Chained to a Bunk Bed w/a Velociraptor?

I call fib on all those who "scored" 1 minute, 30+ seconds. The only way I could get that score is if I answered every single question positively, even, "Yes I have wrestled a large animal before"! :p
 
1 minute 13 seconds.

I'd like to think in that time I'd have run around the bed and seeing as the dinosaur would have followed, he'd choke himself on his chain.

Problem sorted.
 
I suck. :)
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1 minute 16 sec.

I did go for the "punch him in his raptor balls" answer though, and I'm not positive that velociraptors had external "balls", so that might downgrade my time a bit. :rolleyes:
 
1 minute, 35 seconds.
However I think I'd just end up killing the velociraptor, I mean comon, they are only 3-4 feet tall! *Stomp* and be done with it. ;)
 
If I were chained to a bed with a Velociraptor chewing at my guts the last thing I'd want to do is prolong the agony…

I mean surely there is no chance of winning, so why suffer needlessly?
Get it over asap I say.
:D

57 seconds for the record.
 
Queso said:
I'd stand still and hope they were wrong about its vision :)
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That only works with Tyrannosaurus Rex. Velociraptors have very keen vision. That's one of the only reasons why they were excellent predators - that and their razor sharp talons and teeth. You'd have a better chance at surviving if you jumped into a tree and climbed to the top.

I know, I'm a nerd.:rolleyes:
 
1 minute 22 seconds.

However, looking at the picture our scythe-toed friend's chain is wrapped around one leg and the ladder, whereas mine is just wrapped around a leg. I reckon I could lift that corner of the bed, my chain would slide off and I can effect a daring escape. :)
 
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