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edesignuk said:
What is it with you lot and Star Trek?

"Stop the madness!"

i dont know, but it is getting wierd in this thread. And i mean wierder than it already was having a thread devoted to keira stalkers.
 
edesignuk said:
What is it with you lot and Star Trek?

"Stop the madness!"
MacDawg, Post #420.

He started it. I would never, ever have thought to pair Scotty and Keira were it not for that post. I haven't once even thought of any Star Trek episode or character in this thread - until that post.

But then came:
Or Scottie would say, "I'm giving her all I've got Capt'n" (but with an accent).

And this horrible thing was born. I'll try to stop. I will. The lack of decent easily found (i.e., I type "Scotty Star Trek" into Google and look at the images - not trying any in-depth searching...) high quality images will probably prevent me from doing anything else anyway - unless I buy the Star Trek:TOS DVDs.

As far as the other quotes and posts? Dunno. Star Trek weenies, I guess. ;)
 
OK, now jsw has explained it all, can we stop it please!?. I think we're probably borderline with this thread as it is, I don't want it closed for being nothing but complete off-topic ***** :) :eek:
 
edesignuk said:
What is it with you lot and Star Trek?

"Stop the madness!"

You're actually surprised that a bunch of Mac geeks who spend time discussing their fantasies about a woman none of us will ever meet are also Star Trek geeks?

But it is time to stop - my one-year-old son just started crying when he saw that last picture jsw posted.
 
emw said:
Some may argue that Keira-Scotty is mixed-mammal sex. Keep up the good work on the images.

But perhaps you need to branch out from Scotty.

Spock-Keira (is that logical?)

Kirk-Keira (YOU. ARE. SO. BEAUTIFUL.)

Chekov-Keira (that dress looks wary nice on you)

Random security guard-Keira (Kiss me, I'm going to die in the next scene anyway)

Uhura-Keira (why not?)
I can only hope and assume that you are referring to the characters as they were in the 1960's, not as they are today or in any movies. The former is somewhat amusing to contemplate. The latter... disturbing.

You also forgot Evil Spock - Keira. Now there's a match....
 
jsw said:
MacDawg, Post #420.

He started it. I would never, ever have thought to pair Scotty and Keira were it not for that post. I haven't once even thought of any Star Trek episode or character in this thread - until that post.

But then came:

And this horrible thing was born. I'll try to stop. I will. The lack of decent easily found (i.e., I type "Scotty Star Trek" into Google and look at the images - not trying any in-depth searching...) high quality images will probably prevent me from doing anything else anyway - unless I buy the Star Trek:TOS DVDs.

As far as the other quotes and posts? Dunno. Star Trek weenies, I guess. ;)


But, but it really started before that :eek:

jsw said:
I wonder if there are any pictures of Keira in red socks? I bet they'd look great on her! I wonder if it's sunny where she is now? I bet it is. I think she makes it sunny wherever she is. I wonder who her favorite football/soccer team is?

I suggested putting in red socks (with MSPaint cause I was at work) and then...

jsw said:
Actually, red stockings would be nicer.

To which I replied about Christmas stockings (because it would be easier to find)

And then...

jsw said:
Christmas stockings? Christmas stockings?!? NO! I meant sexy, a merrywidow or something with garters. Not Christmas stockings! Please! I mean, why would I want to see her in christmas stockings, or maybe really long red boots (with heels) which look like Christmas stockings with the white fluffy tops? Why? I mean, then she'd probably be wearing some short little green skirt and tight green vest and have on elf ears and maybe have a big Christmas Bag over her shoulder. And I suppose she'd be singing "Santa Baby", huh? So it'd be a video, of course, not a picture, and she'd be dancing? I mean, why would I ... um... you know, that's not a bad idea. Christmas stockings, you say?

Finally...

MacDawg said:
My God man... get a grip... I said MSPaint

As Dr. McCoy would say to Captain Kirk... "My God Jim, I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker"

Or Scottie would say, "I'm giving her all I've got Capt'n" (but with an accent).

LOL :p


I've already apologized and will cease and desist from all unauthorized discussion outside the bounds of the spirit of the thread.

On my honor
 
Vector said:
i dont know, but it is getting wierd in this thread. And i mean wierder than it already was having a thread devoted to keira stalkers.

I don't think we're stalkers. Most of us probably have no idea where she may be at any given time, and really don't care as long as we can see some good pics now and then.

In reality, we're all just trying to screw with edesignuk's head a little bit. But from now on, we'll stick to just Keira talk.
 
MacDawg said:
But, but it really started before that :eek:
Well, looks like we both started it. We can end it. No more Star Trek posts from either of us - unless one of you others (not mentioning any names... emw...) decides to continue, in which case we'll have no recourse but to jump back in.

And you know what? I'm still waiting for those pics of her in stockings.
 
emw said:
Most of us probably have no idea where she may be at any given time....
Let's face it: if we were privy to where she was at any given time, we sure as hell wouldn't be wasting our time posting here.

Unless we were able to get pictures of ourselves with her. That, we would post. After the breakup... since we'd have other matters to attend to before then. ;)
 
jsw said:
Unless we were able to get pictures of ourselves with her. That, we would post.
Yes, but after seeing your recent Photoshop prowess, any pictures with you in them would be considered questionable ;)

jsw said:
After the breakup... since we'd have other matters to attend to before then. ;)
"Nightly," to borrow a pun.
 
emw said:
Yes, but after seeing your recent Photoshop prowess, any pictures with you in them would be considered questionable ;)
Yes - my Photoshop skills are supreme. You can't at all tell that I did a little cut-and-paste, can you? George Lucas could learn a thing or two from me, and I did that all with Photoshop Elements 2.0. Give me a real application, and you'd be amazed. ;)
emw said:
"Nightly," to borrow a pun.
Really... that infrequently?
 
jsw said:
Really... that infrequently?

It's always night somewhere. Besides, at some point you need to go out and be seen in public.
 
emw said:
It's always night somewhere. Besides, at some point you need to go out and be seen in public.
** Holds one hand out to side **
Being in bed with Keira...

** Holds other hand out to other side **
Being seen in public

** hands go up and down like a balance **
Naked sweaty Keira... camera flashes and distractions and competition...
Naked and sweaty... competition...

** Hand representing "Being in bed with Keira" drops, indicating greater weight **
 
jsw said:
** Holds one hand out to side **
Being in bed with Keira...

** Holds other hand out to other side **
Being seen in public

** hands go up and down line a balance **
Naked sweaty Keira... camera flashes and distractions and competition...
Naked and sweaty... competition...

** Hand representing "Being in bed with Keira" drops, indicating greater weight **

As slender as she is, I don't think of Keira as a "greater weight."

PS - I had to stay away for a day or so after my last post in this thread - I was so ashamed. What can I say - you guys just bring out the worst in me. I can't be held entirely responsible for my words or actions when full Trekkie geekness "erupts" like that. I'll try to play nice in the schoolyard from now on, too.
 
iMeowbot said:
What's up with eduk's latest? She looks homicidal or something.

I really think the previous one was a much better picture, but there aren't too many pics of Miss K that look bad.
 
iMeowbot said:
What's up with eduk's latest? She looks homicidal or something.

She was in here reading all of our stupid-ass posts. I'd be suicidal (edit: homicidal) too... :D
 
jsw said:
** hands go up and down line a balance **
Naked sweaty Keira... camera flashes and distractions and competition...
Naked and sweaty... competition...

This is the kind of talk i like to see. :D

No more of that star trek crap. Lets get back to talking about how hot keira is.
 
I Like the new picture, it works well for my desktop.
 

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powermac666 said:
PS - I had to stay away for a day or so after my last post in this thread - I was so ashamed....
Didn't even notice it, man. There are plusses to being doped up on codeine cough syrup (which is clear, BTW...). ;)
 
Vector said:
I Like the new picture, it works well for my desktop.
Nice....

Is it just me (likely), or is she looking a bit Elizabeth-Hurley-esque in that pose, esp. when just her face is shown (as on your desktop)?
 
jsw said:
Nice....

Is it just me (likely), or is she looking a bit Elizabeth-Hurley-esque in that pose, esp. when just her face is shown (as on your desktop)?
I can't really see it, but if you can, then that's no bad thing either ;)
 
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