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80+ clicks in one day for Keira... (now at 21,000+ in total!!)
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But you are now, aren't you? Scotty's red shirt, her red stockings - the image is burning itself into your mind now, and you can't help it. Empty bottles of Saurian brandy strewn on the floor....emw said:Personally, I wasn't thinking of Scotty when I posted...
God, it's horrible. Make it stop!
jsw said:In the context of this thread, that brings up a terrible mental image....
More work, more work...
Google -> images -> Christmas stockings
Google -> images -> Elf ears
Google -> images -> Star Trek / Scottie
This may be more than MSPaint can handle
Oh edesignuk, a little help please!
jsw said:
I read somewhere that there is a 12-step program for what you have, but I don't remember the link to the group.
Oh, yeah, http://www.stopscrewingwithmykeirafantasies.com
It just takes him a while. All he has on-hand are pics of Homer Simpson with Keira in an elf outlet. Give the man some time!emw said:
emw said:
Part of me thinks that performing such modifications would be wrong...so very wrong. I mean, are you attempting to improve upon an image of the beloved Keira with these "embellishments???" Surely they would only detract from her divine beauty?
The rest of me thinks I should consider getting a life.
Besides, I'd take Kate Beckinsale over KK any day of the week.
I wouldn't mind taking Kate Beckinsale over Keira either. Never tried a threesome, but that does sound like an excellent way to see if I like the concept.powermac666 said:
powermac666 said:
Just to be clear, I was being sarcastic. I would never condone embellishing a photo of Keira with some guy other than me in a Santa suit. You're right, it would just be wrong.
powermac666 said:
Well, then, I guess maybe you should start your own "Thinly masked sexual fantasies about Kate Beckinsale" thread and leave us alone here.
powermac666 said:
Even MORE work
Google -> images -> Christmas stockings
Google -> images -> Elf ears
Google -> images -> Star Trek / Scottie
Google -> images -> Kate Beckinsale
Thinking
Thinking
Thinking
Awwwwwwww, you're right...
Besides, I couldn't do it in MSPaint
First of all, I have no problem with the occasional mention of other beautiful British actresses, esp. as long as they're mentioned in the same sentence as Keira. Secondly, I personally have had no sexual fantasies regarding Keira wearing a thin mask - or a mask of any sort - whatsoever. There was one with me wearing a Batman mask and angel wings, but I was on codeine cough medicine at the time.emw said:
emw said:Based on your other posts in this thread, you must have a stash of that cough medicine still on hand.
Perhaps I need to borrow some, as apparently I don't have plans to get any real work done today anyway...
Oh, so that's cough medicine on [his] hand? I thought cough medicine was typically red....
okay, no n00dz, and no r00d d00dz.
if you really want help with stockings and elf ears... i can help out. if you really want that... i'm not quite sure why in 1,000,000 years you'd ever want to create such a thing...
i bet there's going to be a whole bunch of new Keira pics come out over christmas & new years... keep your eyes open edesignuk.
if you really want help with stockings and elf ears... i can help out. if you really want that... i'm not quite sure why in 1,000,000 years you'd ever want to create such a thing...
i bet there's going to be a whole bunch of new Keira pics come out over christmas & new years...
keep your eyes open edesignuk.
Vector said:Wow...I have no idea what this thread has digressed into.
I stop looking at the thread for a couple of days and the thread gets really confusing. I dont even know which replies to comment on.
What happened edesign?
It was my fault...
But I'm under control now
No, it was mine. All was well until the Scotty/Keira stuff, and that's my fault. I apologize to all. No one needed those mental images.MacDawg said:It was my fault...
But I'm under control now
jsw said:
I apologize too... I meant no disrespect to Keira (or to Scotty for that matter, or even elves).
I don't want to be the one to close the thread, and I don't want it to die this way. I have enjoyed it way too much for that to happen.
We have refocused before and we can do it again.
We just need to get back on track with the subject at hand.
But we might need a new pic from edesignuk to regain that focus.
Hint, hint
I know. Just another pic, that's all. Or a nice moving avatar like Sun Baked used to have. That would be nice. I mean, red stockings would be great, but there's that whole beggars/choosers thing....
it's an awful thing of me to do, my photoshop skills are awful at best and i didn't spend much time on it but here it is: notice which character is missing. not that it really conveys keira/scottie or anything...
"Once we take care of these Klingons, what say we grab a bottle of Saurian brandy and head for the turbolift, darling? Yes - the one over there that you're looking at. Perhaps we could replace that gaudy dilithium crystal necklace you're wearing with one made of pearls? By the way, you should know I think of you, Keira, nightly."
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