The childlike impatience surrounding this inanimate Chinese made object, ownership of which is 1000% non mission critical for anyone, is profound.
12 months ago, the Apple Watch was merely a rumor. Prior to that, for your entire life, you somehow survived without one.
But now that you've ordered one, you can't possibly wait for it another minute. The nerve of Apple! How dare they!
If they had charged your credit card and held your money hostage all this time, I could understand some frustration. They did not.
If we could harness the analytical power, time/effort spent discussing tracking, shipping, the tears, and general sheer obsessiveness about the delivery of the Apple Watch, we could solve world hunger. Instead, from the hot air generated by this one forum, we are contributing to global warming.
Let it go people. It's a WRIST WATCH. You don't need it. You want it. It will get here when it gets here. You did fine without it your entire life. It's not going to redefine you when it comes. It's not going to give you whiter teeth or get you laid. I repeat, it is a WRIST WATCH.
Best post of all time.