Great and productive argumentation...
In reality my response was about as productive as yours. How can you determine what is useless for everyone?
It's ok to have an opinion, but it's not ok to pass it off as fact.
If there weren't a market for this product as I remember hearing about it a while it. It wouldn't be out.
Touchbar is useless to me, to others it's not. Theatre mode on Apple Watch is useless to some. I use it every day. everyone has different requirements.