Paranoid, no? If you want to customise the thing to death, get an Android device. Apple's device is as user-friendly as it is because they have locked it down and limited what you can mess about with. I want a tablet that I can just use and have it perform a job. It's not a designer piece of technology that has to be "mine"...I know Apple think we all need to think the same and have all icons and buttons all the same.