Amusing thread titles

[mkrishnan]

Gay's 'cause earthquakes' says Israeli MP

This appeared on the Forum Spy and resulted in me shooting out tea through my nose!

It would've been funnier if you were listening to Sexual Eruption at the time.

 

[MacNut]

American Athletes to bring their own meat to Olympics

 

[Doctor Q]

Annoying neighbors.

I thought it was a how-to guide and I'd learn some new techniques for annoying my neighbors, but alas it was something else entirely!

Hmmm, I wonder if I live next door to the poster?

 

[Stampyhead]

Yahoo push mail down???
Yahoo sounds like that bully in the school yard...

 

[Rhosfelt]

Persuading Your Girlfriend To...

 

[Luis]

HELP My hard drive turned&walked - Anyone seen it?

Nope, not over here

 

[klymr]

Omg Dog Piss On My Penryn Mbp !!!!

Well, maybe if you hadn't of replaced your love for him with something else...

 

[klymr]

I need a quickie

Umm…why are you searching online then?

 

[BoyBach]

Rrrrroll up the rim to win!

Ooh er, missus!

 

[mkrishnan]

"Iv had alotta problems and i found my self here"

Honesty is always a good start.

 

[BoyBach]

Shooting a band?


I'm not a fan of U2 either, but don't you think that that is taking it a bit far!?

 

[mkrishnan]

I realize it was an edit in hindsight, but I hereby close the case. Best. Thread title. Evar. 2008.

NOT a virus, (who woulda thunk it) DIDN'T wipe my drive. Advice no longer needed!

If only I could clone you, my friend, and intersperse the copies of you, much like the final five Cylons, throughout the cloud of newbies everywhere.

 

[xUKHCx]

i have little Q....

I shall have to alert Doctor Q that his little-uns are loose again.

 

[Doctor Q]

I shall have to alert Doctor Q that his little-uns are loose again.

Thanks for the tip. I guess the superglue didn't hold them to their seats. I'll get my lasso, jump on my horse, and round them up before they get all over the neighborhood.

 

[MacNut]

Any Members with kids? That is usually how it happens. Without a member you can't have kids.

Any other horse people here? That must hurt to give birth to one.

 

[Doctor Q]

Any other horse people here? That must hurt to give birth to one.

Horse people are more common called centaurs.

 

[IJ Reilly]

No dong?

Some things, you really don't want to find out.

 

[PowerFullMac]

A year old mac user and loving IT

Computer enthusiasts are getting younger and younger these days...

 

[IJ Reilly]

Need basic laptop for wife...

This might be a fair trade, but I'd have to see your wife first.

 

[GradientMac]

A year old mac user and loving IT

Computer enthusiasts are getting younger and younger these days...

I read it as loving IT, like tech support.

 

[Doctor Q]

Need basic laptop for wife...

This might be a fair trade, but I'd have to see your wife first.

To me that headline means "I need a basic laptop to be my wife." But that's not any better.

 

[IJ Reilly]

To me that headline means "I need a basic laptop to be my wife." But that's not any better.

Who needs a wife when you can have a laptop?

Wait a second, that didn't come out quite right...

 

[mkrishnan]

Who needs a wife when you can have a laptop?

Wait a second, that didn't come out quite right...

I think you were thinking of lap dance.

 

[IJ Reilly]

I think you were thinking of lap dance.

No, you were thinking of lap dance. I was thinking of, um, nothing.

 

[Doctor Q]

Old School Photographer needs advice...

Could it be a school photographer of advanced age? Or a shutterbug who specializes in photos of venerable academic institutions?


Blame those lousy natural languages with all their ambiguities!

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas." -- Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding