Amusing thread titles

[mkrishnan]

No, you were thinking of lap dance. I was thinking of, um, nothing.

Well, yeah, of course I am now.

 

[amanda kathryn]

i thought for sure i was seeing things when i saw this one...

Fish possess rudimentary math skills

 

[IJ Reilly]

Does your air wobble?

No, but my teeth itch and my hair hurts.

 

[mkrishnan]

Not strictly the thread title, but I am easily amused...

 

[IJ Reilly]

Not strictly the thread title, but I am easily amused...

I should say so.

But I won't.

 

[SpookTheHamster]

Is Delia Smith Bad for the Environment?. All that hot air leads to global warming.

 

[iMpathetic]

I should say so.

But I won't.

What's the browser he's using?

 

[mkrishnan]

What's the browser he's using?

Why don't you ask me? I'm more likely to know.

That's Firefox 3.0 Beta 3 on Ubuntu 7.10 ... the toolbar looks totally different on the current beta, though.

 

[SpookTheHamster]

Please help me with my master's thesis

Dominatrixes have to get their work done somehow.

 

[Aranince]

Medium size for good quality?
https://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=5230141#post5230141

 

[iMpathetic]

Why don't you ask me? I'm more likely to know.

That's Firefox 3.0 Beta 3 on Ubuntu 7.10 ... the toolbar looks totally different on the current beta, though.

Sorry, I was using a notebook with an appallingly bad keyboard (read: iBook )

What machine are you desecrating or improving? (if it's a Mac or PC)

 

[mkrishnan]

What machine are you desecrating or improving? (if it's a Mac or PC)

It's an Asus EeePC... and neither really, since it came with Linux pre-installed (albeit a different flavor).

 

[iTeen]

Problem with adding .mov files in iPod shuffle

lolz...

 

[Tankgunk]

need five minutes of your time..please
link

That please looks too much like a desperate plea. Should have been "May I please have five minutes of your time?", or even better, "May I waste five minutes of your time on a survey?"...

 

[PowerFullMac]

Problem with adding .mov files in iPod shuffle

lolz...

Now THAT is funny!

 

[Doctor Q]

Memory Loss

Don't they say that Gingko biloba helps?

 

[119576]

10 Day old Mac Virgin - questions...

My question is; how is somebody that young posting here?

 

[IJ Reilly]

Memory Loss

Don't they say that Gingko biloba helps?

Maybe, I can't recall.

 

[IJ Reilly]

Constant blowing sound on my 2.4 GHz MacBook

Sure beats the constant sucking sound you get on Windows PCs.

 

[SpookTheHamster]

good mice?

Mine are always misbehaving.

 

[iJohnHenry]

Panicing Atheist.

Without the "k" (panicking), I 'saw' Prancing Atheist.

Sorry, weird sense of humour here.

 

[PowerFullMac]

Will Apple give me a new iPod?

If you pay them enough!

 

[IJ Reilly]

What Are You Paying for Gas?

Is "money" the correct answer?

 

[riscy]

Small Bluetooth travel mouse?

That rodent really should brush more, and definitely floss!!!

 

[PowerFullMac]

Hi Ladies, should we have Steve's sperm frozen?

Speaks for itself...