Amusing thread titles

[Tilpots]

Can anyone give a quick Invisible Shield review??

I'm more of an invisible cloak kinda guy, but yeah, the shield works alright, too. I really need to lose some wieght before I use that shield, though. That "mysterious floating beer gut" always gives me away. Plus you totally have to crouch for like hours on end and forget about walking...

 

[Tilpots]

Can anyone give a quick Invisible Shield review??

I'm more of an invisible cloak kinda guy, but yeah, the shield works alright, too. I really need to lose some wieght before I use that shield, though. That "mysterious floating beer gut" always gives me away. Plus you totally have to crouch for like hours on end and forget about walking...

Holy! I just found this on CNN.com:

That's what I get for trying to be a smartass!

 

[IJ Reilly]

I've made one of the most important decisions of my life. I ditched the skin.

Owwwwch.

 

[BoyBach]

I've made one of the most important decisions of my life. I ditched the skin.

Owwwwch.

Surely this deserves a "pictures or it didn't happen" response!?!

 

[IJ Reilly]

Surely this deserves a "pictures or it didn't happen" response!?!

No pictures please!

 

[Lau]

I've made one of the most important decisions of my life. I ditched the skin.

Owwwwch.

Similarly, Who just uses a full body skin instead of a case ? has got to imply a fairly sick luggage choice.

 

[PowerFullMac]

Giant dog turd reeks havoc

Speaks for itself...

 

[IJ Reilly]

Speaks for itself...

Reeks for itself, you mean.

 

[WildCowboy]

How easy is it to fry a PB motherboard ??

Fairly easy...I prefer it panko-encrusted and done in peanut oil.

 

[calculus]

I'm about to throw his thing!!!!

Lorena Bobbitt strikes again...

 

[zephead]

why can i no longer access or send pms?

Makes me think of what else this guy is gonna complain about. "MacBook is too cold on my lap", "I get too much signal on my iPhone", or even better, "Help, more booty calls than I know what to do with".

 

[Tilpots]

why can i no longer access or send pms?

Menopause?

 

[Raid]

ok this might seem wierd...drool on trackpad

The situation is funny enough, but I first interpreted the title to mean the OP wanted people to drool on their trackpads.

 

[Schtumple]

I read this as the OP wanted people to drool on their trackpads.

I was literally in the process of copying the title from Forum Spy, beat me too it

 

[IJ Reilly]

The situation is funny enough, but I first interpreted the title to mean the OP wanted people to drool on their trackpads.

If you really love your Mac, you will drool on it.

 

[Lau]

Bug found typing my girlfriend's name. Seriously!

Is this like the monkeys and typewriters thing? Given enough insects, and enough Macs...

 

[IJ Reilly]

Archie lives!

 

[calculus]

Should Condi return to Hoover after this term?

I'm guessing she might need to do the washing up and clean the bathroom as well...

 

[IJ Reilly]

Help I'm getting this message

Don't worry, we all hear voices in our heads sometimes.

 

[Consultant]

MILF fighters raiding Philippine villages...

 

[kaylis1980]

lol these are cracking me up, especially bug typing girlfriends name

 

[calculus]

How do you remove existing wallpaper?


Score it with a knife and spray it with water first...

 

[Lau]

Hey Photographers, I'm looking for a Photo gallery with a shopping basket

If you use your eyes to look instead you might have more luck.

 

[calculus]

Iron Man disses Batman


"Iron Man, disses Batman. Batman, disses Iron Man. Right, that's the introductions over..."

 

[IJ Reilly]

First Mac baby!

Considering the number of people who own two Macs and leave them alone in the dark every night, this comes as a real surprise.