Amusing thread titles

[Tilpots]

Profanity Rules

***** A right it does! ****!

 

[IJ Reilly]

I didn't know profanity had any rules. I thought that was the entire point.

 

[PowerFullMac]

Feeling low?

I started thnking about certain parts when I first read this today...

 

[Father Jack]

Not a thread but a BBC news story;

Great tits cope well with warming

Bit of an anticlimax ....
I was expecting to see a nice pair ...... etc.etc.

FJ ..

 

[IJ Reilly]

US Marines tossed a puppy..comes full circle

Presumably, escape velocity was achieved.

 

[PowerFullMac]

Ha! Look at this, not exactly a thread title but its funny and there is no fail thread anymore, so I suppose this is the next best place!

Look at this eBay listing, go down a bit and look at "Condition"

Picture attached for those who are lazy!

Look at the line "New like a 27 year old Virgin"

 

[ergdegdeg]

New Mac owner, getting very hot!

 

[calculus]

Long term air user

It's the new drug baby...

 

[IJ Reilly]

I'm addicted to it myself.

 

[Lau]

I'm addicted to it myself.

Cocoa and SOAP....the pain...it hurts me...

Unusual bathing habits?

 

[IJ Reilly]

Unusual bathing habits?

Not necessarily.

Unless we're talking chocolate. That would be weird.

 

[Lau]

"How To" book for my wife?

Presumably as they don't come with a manual...

 

[IJ Reilly]

Presumably as they don't come with a manual...

Some prefer an automatic.

 

[Raid]

"Long term air user", I saw this and said to myself 'Me too'! I've been breathing on my own since birth.

 

[Tilpots]

New one, "Long term air user", I saw this and said to myself 'Me too'! I've been breathing on my own since birth.

Not new (scroll up a bit), but still funny.

 

[klymr]

Not really a humorous thread title, but rather the name of the last poster when I spotted this gem:

 

[Doctor Q]

Fans Swell Up

It's true that we had donuts in line while waiting for the iPhone 3G to go on sale last Friday, but some of the Apple fans in line said no thanks.

 

[IJ Reilly]

Stung by bees, perhaps?

 

[Doctor Q]

People often insult me in thread titles.

Example: Dumb Q

I have no idea why. I don't even know some of these people!

 

[és:]

9 to be stoned in Iran.

It's no big deal, man. All the kids are doing it.

apologies to anyone offended by making like of the title of a serious thread


Also

Cyclists in the house?

Don't be daft.

 

[Tilpots]

People often insult me in thread titles.

Example: Dumb Q

I have no idea why. I don't even know some of these people!

Those Bastards! They truly don't know who they're messing with. You should smite them.

 

[IJ Reilly]

Anyone Use Their Touch NAKED? With Pouch? Bag?

I always wear a pouch or a bag when use my touch naked.

 

[Lau]

What is the warranty for Students?

I think you can get your money back on a student as long as they haven't obviously been dropped in a pint of lager.

 

[calculus]

What is the warranty for Students?

I think you can get your money back on a student as long as they haven't obviously been dropped in a pint of lager.

Ooh, you just beat me to it

 

[Nabooly]

Funniest.Thread.Ever