iOS is like scarlet johansen, android is like that hooker down the street
iOS is like that pretty and popular prom queen in high school. Everything is going great and she rules her little world, until she graduates and realizes that there is much more and better competition out there.
Android is like that nerd kid in high school that didnt look or dress well. He did everything right and was very smart, but wasnt popular in that small world. then he later becomes rich and everyone from his former school is envious of him.