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Any heteros here?

Applespider said:
Catching up on this thread on a quiet Friday. You definitely still sound Kiwi! Then again, I have friends in Scotland who swear I sound English and I can imagine how accurate you think that is! :p
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I did say many (not all) people... :)

All my Kiwi friends tell me how English I sound when I call home — most of my current colleagues too. But then everybody at home sounds like they've just come off the set of Neighbours or Kath & Kim to me... it's all in the perceiver's mind, I guess.

Still, you may have given edesignuk some renewed hope. :)

I don't know... I think people readily revert to their native accents when they're stressed, tired or tipsy — all of which I've been a lot of recently.
 
devilot76 said:
P.S. I'm not that mean, I will scratch... psh. I should just look into buying a back scratcher for him. :rolleyes:
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Nonsense, the back scatcher is for single people who don't have somebody to to it for them.
 
Lord Blackadder said:
Nonsense, the back scatcher is for single people who don't have somebody to to it for them.
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Gasp! Who are you?! You're my bf... w/ a false identity and you've stalked me cyberly this whole time?! DAH!


Seriously, that is his take on it. Sigh. Dead skin cells, here I come. *gagging*
 
devilot76 said:
Gasp! Who are you?! You're my bf... w/ a false identity and you've stalked me cyberly this whole time?! DAH!


Seriously, that is his take on it. Sigh. Dead skin cells, here I come. *gagging*
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LOL. Don't worry, they won't bite - they're dead.
 
devilot76 said:
Seriously, that is his take on it. Sigh. Dead skin cells, here I come. *gagging*
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Get a few different 'scratching' tools to use on his back - a back scratcher to mimic upir nails, a long softish feather, a wooden massager - and try them all out. Who knows.. he might prefer it!

My ex-boyf liked his head being scratched which had a lot more dead skin cells and styling gel to get gunked under fingernails and be unpleasant.
 
Applespider said:
My ex-boyf liked his head being scratched which had a lot more dead skin cells and styling gel to get gunked under fingernails and be unpleasant.
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Ugh. If you could just see the expression on my face. Yuck! Ah well, my bf likes a good hair-ruffling, but as he sweats profusely-- that's outta the question. :p I think we've found a solution... he likes the 'scratching' from my knuckles so I think that's the way to go. No need to spend more money on scratchers (of the wooden variety/ plastic, or 10 little acrylic ones, either :eek: ). Hee.
 
devilot76 said:
Ugh. If you could just see the expression on my face. Yuck! Ah well, my bf likes a good hair-ruffling, but as he sweats profusely-- that's outta the question. :p I think we've found a solution... he likes the 'scratching' from my knuckles so I think that's the way to go. No need to spend more money on scratchers (of the wooden variety/ plastic, or 10 little acrylic ones, either :eek: ). Hee.
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A nice back rub would be nice devilot76, very soothing. All that you need is some nice lotion.
 
One thing I like better than a good back-scratching is the sensations derived during a haircut... the feel of someone else washing your hair, the buzz of clippers on the back of your neck, the light snip of scissors... I love it. :p I almost wish my hair grew even faster than it does, just so I could get my hair cut more often.

(And no way in hell are y'all gonna find out where I get my hair done. I haven't told my stylist that I sometimes feel like I need a cold shower when I leave the salon. ;) )
 
clayj said:
One thing I like better than a good back-scratching is the sensations derived during a haircut... the feel of someone else washing your hair, the buzz of clippers on the back of your neck, the light snip of scissors... I love it. :p I almost wish my hair grew even faster than it does, just so I could get my hair cut more often.

(And no way in hell are y'all gonna find out where I get my hair done. I haven't told my stylist that I sometimes feel like I need a cold shower when I leave the salon. ;) )
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Sounds like you need one of these
 
wdlove said:
A nice back rub would be nice devilot76, very soothing. All that you need is some nice lotion.
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Nuh uh... I don't rub sweaty hairy backs... but I don't have a problem w/ my bf rubbing my back! :D And jelloshot, come now, we know that it's not his fault I'm so alluring! :p
 
devilot76 said:
*Covering hands over ears/eyes* NOOOOOOO! :eek: My bf and I are sort of high school sweethearts in that we were both seniors and got together right at the end of senior year-- he was 18, and I was about to be 18. It's been 3, almost 3.5 years now. I don't want your scenario to become our reality. :(
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Don't worry, we had a very extranious circumstance which ended it. I doubt most people break up after having dated for 6 years... I just wanted to warn people that they could think they met their soul mate when they're 18 only to find it's not so (but not that it will never happen), so they should wait a while before actually getting married. Especially since people change a lot between high school and college.
 
We aren't at that point yet where we talk about our club experiences in the back of a dark room. :eek: ;) :D
 
Applespider said:
That's what I gave my ex to help him out on the occasions I wasn't around. Guess he has to use it a lot now... ;)
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Heh heh... I can't wait till you get over to SF. I'm sure we'll have lotsa chuckles. Especially after a beer or two... or three...
 
njstaffer said:
I love how this thread went from "are you hetero"...to relationship advice for Highschool grads. :D

Ahh, the magic of forums :)
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There is a solid university/undergrad presence :rolleyes:

We need another question hetero related or something, keep the thread moving in a semi-accurate direction. Any ideas?
 
devilot76 said:
Nuh uh... I don't rub sweaty hairy backs... but I don't have a problem w/ my bf rubbing my back! :D And jelloshot, come now, we know that it's not his fault I'm so alluring! :p
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My back is hairless and not sweaty devilot76. I should go to school to learn about therapeutic massage. An extension of nursing. Then maybe I could rub your back devilot76. :D

efoto, according to you post I seem to be in the minority here in more ways that one. ;)
 
BakedBeans said:
I'm Trysexual

Ill try anything sexual :D
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That is a very new and interesting name BakedBeans. Would be very interesting to be open to anything. So you have the theory of trying anything once, in the sexual area.

You sound as though you would be an interesting guy to talk with. ;)
 
wdlove said:
So you have the theory of trying anything once, in the sexual area.
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Baked Beans may want to rethink his trysexuality. I heard rumors something awful happened on a horse farm. ;)
 
BakedBeans said:
I'm Trysexual

Ill try anything sexual :D
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well i can't say that of myself

i'm kinda "draw the line here and there pretty fast" guy.. just last saturday heard i story where i was more of "eww... that's information i don' want to here ever again about somebody i know personally"
 
wdlove said:
So you have the theory of trying anything once, in the sexual area.
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I would say that I would try most things in the realm of sex, however there are some things that are just off limits to me personally. If you are talking weird stuff between me and a chick, probably fine and I'll try it once, but if you are talking about other people....I'm not so sure I'd be fine with that even for a single trial.
 
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