I just checked the Fedex site again and, wonder of wonders, the general is "on Fedex vehicle for delivery". I called Fedex to get an approximate time, and the lady tells me that the general will be delivered when the driver gets to it, no later than Wednesday. WTF!!! There is nothing anyone can do, including Apple 
General MacArthur arrived at the at the local Fedex facility, 5 miles from my house, at 7:21 this morning. I called Fedex and asked if the general will be delivered today or if I can pick him up myself. Was told that "he's in a container with hundreds of other packages, and the container will not be opened until the scheduled delivery date, Wednesday". What kind of BS is that!!!? I'm calling Apple as soon as I'm done meeting my new boss for breakfast.