They've patented a system... for changing a power profile based on expected demand ?
Really ?
I'm sorry, but as much as I like Apple products, and regardless of the merits of this particular patent, as the VZW article demonstrates, this is getting ridiculous. It's a patent regarding slight ramifications on power charging (no matter how you slice it).
I think I'll file a patent on taking a **** and wiping my *** with folded paper by square, not crumpled. If anyone violates this patent, I'm suing.